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17 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yup. But unlikely
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
The "when" doesn't amtter. It's how, and how often.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I'm a roamer; rolling can't be conrtolled when you're asleep.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes. Chicken wings and Pepsi don't mix.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No one's offered yet. Goddamnit..
7. Shower or bath?
Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Absolutely. Saves time. And washes away.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Depends on my mood.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like a partner thats capable of fulfuilling either roll.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Absolutely. I love all my friends. Y'know. In a platonic way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not in-real-life, but I'm comfortable with 'em, yeh.
13. Love or money?
What is love? Baby don't hurt me..
14. Credit cards or cash?
Both.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping. It's a hell of a lot more fun.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
The bathroom. No, seriously.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on what kind of money we're talkin' about. Australian monies, yes. Guatemalan Ketzel, hell to the no.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, and don't wanna.
20. Ever been to a bar?
YeYep; went on my twenty-first birthday, and never went back since.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nawp. I don't do the 'night life.'
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I don't go to bars to get drunk, so why would I drink at home?
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
WHen I was younger and curious, yes.
24. Favorite drink?
Diet Pepsi Max, or as I prefer to call it, Mepsipax!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope. The movies I've all seen were to interesting.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See number 17..
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does sex with myself count?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeh, but they aren't as cool as they sound.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Admittedly yes. Movies, magazines, toys, lube..
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope. But there have been two close calls recently..
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
I don't photograph very well..
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whoever's got the stuggots. What's it matter 'who' to me?
Yup. But unlikely
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
The "when" doesn't amtter. It's how, and how often.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I'm a roamer; rolling can't be conrtolled when you're asleep.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes. Chicken wings and Pepsi don't mix.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No one's offered yet. Goddamnit..
7. Shower or bath?
Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Absolutely. Saves time. And washes away.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Depends on my mood.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like a partner thats capable of fulfuilling either roll.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Absolutely. I love all my friends. Y'know. In a platonic way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not in-real-life, but I'm comfortable with 'em, yeh.
13. Love or money?
What is love? Baby don't hurt me..
14. Credit cards or cash?
Both.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping. It's a hell of a lot more fun.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
The bathroom. No, seriously.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on what kind of money we're talkin' about. Australian monies, yes. Guatemalan Ketzel, hell to the no.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, and don't wanna.
20. Ever been to a bar?
YeYep; went on my twenty-first birthday, and never went back since.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nawp. I don't do the 'night life.'
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I don't go to bars to get drunk, so why would I drink at home?
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
WHen I was younger and curious, yes.
24. Favorite drink?
Diet Pepsi Max, or as I prefer to call it, Mepsipax!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope. The movies I've all seen were to interesting.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See number 17..
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does sex with myself count?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeh, but they aren't as cool as they sound.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Admittedly yes. Movies, magazines, toys, lube..
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope. But there have been two close calls recently..
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
I don't photograph very well..
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whoever's got the stuggots. What's it matter 'who' to me?
