Avast me hearties! How be ye all t'day? First, m'page owner would like t'address ye.

Uh, hi guys and gals. Okay, so I tried to help Foxy out by asking Scott some interview questions. However, I got an automated info-dump email back, part of which said, "I'm also not currently looking for voice actors or partners, nor am I currently doing interviews." So instead, I had someone come over to interview our favourite mascot, Foxy.

So, Foxy, what was that special announcement you wanted to make before we play back the interview?

Ayyye, *turns me head away from ye*, I...I don't wanna. Ye know...Bonnie.

Come on Foxy. Quit stalling. Tell people your good news. :)

Okay okay. I....be now taken by a very kind bear named  jimbear. Thank ye Jimmy fer lookin' past me many flaws, tattered outward appearance, and odd smells t'love me and care fer me as I be.

(And, t'Bonnie, don't ye even think o'startin yer "in a tree" codswallop, or ye shall be in fer a very long bout o'joning.)



Hahaha, fair enough Foxy. Well, everyone, here is the interview with Foxy. *plays a cassette tape*


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page owner: This man wants to ask you some questions for an interview.
But I want t'go back t'me cove! Interviews be boring!
*sighs* Come on Foxy. Let the man ask his questions. For your fans, Foxy. Do it for your fans.
Aye, okay, but ONLY fer m'fans!

1. What is your name?
Foxy

2. Do you know why you were named that?
Aye. I be a fox pirate. Simple.

3. Single or taken?
Taken.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Be it enough I be a supernatural animatronic fox pirate brought t'life?

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
*shakes m'hook* What did ye say t'me ye bilge-suckin' bast-
Foxy, calm down and let the man continue his interview questions.
But-
Have patience Foxy. For your fans Foxy. Do it for your fans.
*sighs*.....aye aye.

6. What's your eye color?
White with glowing white pupils fer good measure.

7. How about hair color?
Reddish brown.

8. Have you any family members?
Me brother  foxyofthepiratecove . I also consider me mateys  freddyfazbear,  bonniethebunny,  chicachicken, and  goldenfreddy me extended family.

9. Oh? How about pets?
 mikeschmidt and  phoneguy

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
-Mike Schmidt and Phone Guy thinkin' they be better than me. They be me subordinates after all.
-Party poopers.
-You.
-Mechanical malfunctions.
-Bullies.
-You.
-Abusive parents.
-Did I mention I hate ye, ye stupid question asker? Harharhar.
Foxy? :|
Aye, okay. Let me think. I know there be one I be missin...


....

...OH NOW I REMEMBER! I hate th'bastard who murdered five children under me nose!
Foxy, language! Remember, you have fans of all ages?
Well I hate him!

11. So, uh, do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
-Entertaining families, especially children.
-Me own family (see above).
-Pirates of the Caribbean.
-Alestorm.
-Other great shanties.
-Good ale and rum. (Though t'enjoy these fine beverages like me, ye must be 21 or older.)
-Doing the dozens with Bonnie.
-Jimmy, m'sweet bear. <3
-Trying out new prosthetics.
-Uhh, right, scarin' the bilge out o'new guards.
-Givin' Mike and Phone Guy th'business.
-Teamin' up with me brother t'give Mike and Phone Guy th'business.

12. Oooookay, have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Aye. I bit an abusive father once.

12b. Really?
*glares at th'interviewer*
That was the Bite of '87.
Aye, shut it!
The guy survived, but his frontal lobe was damaged.
Shut yer mouth said I!

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Nay, and I never will.

14. What kind of animal are you?
A salty ol' sea fox but o'course. Can't y'see in front o'ye?
Foxy, come on.

15. Name your worst habits.
I always seem t'travel down th'West Hall t'scare guards instead o'mixin up me movements. Then again, it be th'most direct route t'stop th'stupid guards from spyin' on me cove too much.
He's also sometimes tempermental, immature, and likes to pull pranks on Bonnie.
>_> Shut it!

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Freddy be our leader, so I look up t'him.

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
None o'yer business, ye codfish!
Yeah, that's inappropriate to ask. Move on from that.

18. Do you go to school?
Why? Did ye? Harhar.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Aye, t'marry be a noble venture. Perhaps someday down th'road but o'course. I be not inclined t'have me own kids though, fer when Fazbears has th'grand reopening next year, why, there'll be plenty t'look after.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Aye, methinks so.

21. What are you most afraid of?
Th'scrap yard. *shivers*

22. What do you usually wear?
*looks down at m'self* It appears t'be nothin but me own fur.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Pizza.

24. Am I annoying you?
Aye, and ye should walk th'plank fer wastin' m'time.

25. Well, it's still not over!
Ye bastard! *shakes m'hook*
Language, Foxy, language.

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I be a machine o'the finest caliber.

27. How many friends do you have?
A few.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
I be not certain of it, but th'cheesecake here at Freddy's is t'die fer. (Harhar, get it? T'die...aye, nevermind.)
*facepalms*

30. Favorite drink?
YER BLOOD! Harharhar.
Foxy, *sighs* just answer the man's questions.
But I be bored...Fine! Ale and rum!

31. What's your favorite place?
Me cove!

32. Are you interested in anyone?
Th'bear I be with. Are ye interested in anyone?

33. That was a stupid question.
Ye asked it first. :P

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Neither. I'd short me circuits. But, t'sail th'ocean blue be a different matter.

35. What's your type?
O-Positive. Wait, what d'ye mean by-

36. Any fetishes?
HEY! That be personal!
Yeah, that's too far pal.

37. Seme or uke?
Okay, this interview is over. Get out.
I don't understand, matey. What did he mean by that?
Never you mind Foxy.
YAR, why shouldn't I know?
You'd crush him in the Fazbear suit if you knew.
Aye, at least he be gone.

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>_> *glares at m'page owner* Ye said ye'd edit out th'bad parts!
<_< So I forgot. People still love you. That bear certainly does.
>_> Shut it.


Aye, moving on! Tis time t'give a shoutout and humble thanks t'me latest watchers 17.

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