OOPS! This FUN not tldr RF meme got lost among the stash of goodies that were hoarded in mah cheek pouches! >.< It's my home con, so I gotta Meme it up! It is coming at us WAY TOO FAST! D: *Puts sunflower seeds and dried corn pieces to try and slow it down* >.< Anyhoo, here we go!


Swiped from  MaxCoyote while he was busy with his new Iphone 6 & playing Destiny.
Borrowed some from  Kuhori while she was busy trying to steal the secret formula for coke while at the same time downing a 55 gallon drum of Coca-cola!



-Staying at:
The HIL-diddily-TON. Anywhere else would be too far for this lil' dwarf hamster to scurry to and fro! X.x

- Arrival and Departure?
Stroll in fashionably late around 1-2pm Wednesday and scrambling back either Sunday night or Monday morning to avoid a late check out charge!

- Mode of transportation
A Foxmobile

- Rooming with:
The one and only super floofy foxie Naq Ryba

- Who Will I likely see you with?
My Foxie Fox Fox Naq Ryba and any other furs that wanna just ham it up!

- Preference: Just love adorbs stuff! :3

- Are you a Fursuiter?
Does a hamster squeak, scurry, and draw all the Awwwwwwws in the room? Heck yeah this lil’ fluffball is a fursuiter! :D

- Can I ask to wear one of your suits?
You can ask, but you will be getting a “N” to the “O” response.

- Con Plans:
Attend a few panels and suit Suit SUit SUIt SUIT! Also dance Dance DAnce DANce DANCe DANCE! (Especially the Retro music night on Friday evening this year)

- How can I find you?
Tweet at ur ham ham Siberhamster or look for ‘dem ears & ALL da HYPERNESS!

- Do you do free art?
Art Art the magical trait the more stick figure it looks the shorter the wait!

- Do you do trades?
Wanna trade baseball cards? Who’s got Donruss, Upper Deck, Topps, Sportsflick, Score, O-pee-chee, etc?

- Do you do commissions?
If you want some hamster paw work, I’ll put some stompy paws in some dye and stomp you out an art piece!

- Do you have prints / CDs ?
Yeah I have a Prince CD. “Diamonds & Pearls”

- Do you do badges?
Why would I want to badger anyone?

- Will you have Art in the Art Show?
My performance in suit is my art and I’ll be showing all that lock their eyeballs on the bouncy hamster. Just like those song lyrics – follow the bouncing hamster…

- Will you be going to parties?
If anyone wants to invite this hammy I’d love to stop on by. (Not responsible for hoarding party stuff in my cheeks though)

- Will you be on stage or performing?
Of course I’ll be performing. In suit all about the con as a squeaky happy-go-lucky hamster! :3 Who knows what other shenanigans I’ll get into. Watch and see!

- How do I identify my self to you?
Lemme know your furry name and either follow me on Twitter or FA and jog this ham brain so I can recall who you were at RF! ;D Photographic memory ham is pretty good with matching faces to names, and evil cats & other predator faces to avoid. >.<

- Drink
Dat Tang & Gatorade in the headless lounge is a real pick me upper! The ice water spigot jugs in the hallways ain’t half bad either.

- Can I buy you a drink?
Sure thing! The free stuff above is good, but not great! Cold sealed drinks or beverages made within my sight are acceptable.

- Can I give you lots of money?
If the money is actual legal tender, I won’t say no. Chocolate coins, odd ball 5,000,000 bills, or toy/monopoly money will be nommed or chewed up to make soft cushy bedding. ZZZ…zzz.

- Can I give you stuff?
Like stuffing? I have too much stuffing polyfill.

- Can I come to dinner with you?
Depends…You want to come to dinner with me or have me for dinner? O.o

Can I invite you to dinner?
Go on and ask away, I will confer with Team HamFox and see if we are up for om-nom-nomming!

So I can tell your ready my Meme, Post in the reply comments which species of Dwarf Hamster I am (Look at Number 2 in the URL below)
http://www.hamsterific.com/DwarfHamsters.cfm (I am not a Kia Car Commercial or Teddy Bear or Golden Hamster! >:3

- Do you smoke?
Why would I? That would turn me from hyper fast to hyper slow, go from squeaking to squaking as well as shorten the already naturally brief lifespan of a hamster! D:

- Gender
It is hard to tell what gender teeny weenie Siberian Dwarf Hamsters appear to be. So it will remain a mystery. *Glares at you & shows bitey teef as you seem to be wanting to pick me up to determine*

- Can I hug you?
In fursuit if you are clean (no noms / sticky or any fur damaging stuff), non-aromatic, and really want one, sure! Out of suit – You look like one of those armed and dangerous hoomans on the FBI most wanted list! >.>

- Can I talk to you?
Yuppers! Talk away! You will only get chipper squeaks back in return though. I should host a panel on how to speak Hamster-ese & Squeaken

- Will you be at any panels?
Perhaps the Meet & Greet and events such as the Opening Ceremonies, Fursuit Parade, Variety Show, Dance Competition, Fursuit Games, & Closing Ceremonies.

- Can I touch you?
Don’t make me become bitey ham, because I BITE HARD! >:3

- Can I buy you drinks?
Non-alcoholic drinks are quite tasty. Sweeter the better too! :d

- How old are you?
It can’t be that hard to tell a hamster’s age. It is either 1, 2, or geriatric 3.

- Can I snuggle with you?
Nope. Snuggles are reserved for my fluffy foxie Naq Ryba

- If you're pissed off, should I approach you?
If I have the fussy hamster angry fursuit brows, don’t expect the happy ham vibe to flow. If that is what you are looking for, see me when the shiny happy hammy holding paws is out and about.

- Are you nice?
Hamsters are naturally nice. Especially if you have desirable stuff for me to hoard in mah cheeks! :3

-Single or Taken?
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. – Bryan Mills
(TAKEN) by a fox. Don't make 'em fox you up! >:3

-What suits will you have?
SiberHamster! Hurray for da squeak! More bounce to the ounce baby! :3

- Cliquey?
Nope! Come see, interact, and join the hamster posse! We can cause havoc and cute terror throughout Rainfurrestville! >:3

- How tall?
1.5-2 inches! Dynamite does come in small packages you know! >:3

- Can I Take pictures of you?
Oh yeah, but make sure you ask me to pause for a photo or use a ultra high shutter speed because this ham don’t stop rapid & hyper moving for nutin’! Please share ‘em after the con so you can return the favor and make me Squee! :3 Also I can then see your bootiful art & photograph skills too! :D

- Will you get anything commissioned?
Rarely do I get things commissioned. If something is super duper ooper toony, then perhaps. Never see any good hamster props. >.>

- How can I get your attention?
Say “SiberHamster”, Tweet SiberHamster (obviously won’t see it while in suit), say I’ve got Orange/General Tso chicken for you, or just act as hyper as me and you will be a blur to others, but in sync with me so I can see you.

- Personality Type?
Not type “A” or “B”, but “H” but happy-go-lucky! Why think of your cheeks half empty when they are really half full! ;D

- Can I ask you to dance at the raves?
Come join and dance with hammie, but I’ll be shakin’ it and doing the ham step with my fluffy foxie  knossos

- What's your goal for the con this year?
Have tons of Funtimes, relax, enjoy interacting with friends, making new ones, tryout new activities, dance the night away, bring smiles to the faces of everyone, perform for y'all, and just all out live it up! Hamsters gotta ham!

See and squeak at you at Rainfurrest 2014!!!! :D :D :D Come say Hi to da Ham!

Lemme know if you will be there by commenting or just comment to give my lil cute hammy brain something to munch on.