ssbn732 tagged me to do this.. everyone go spam his shoutbox with random stuff for making me do work X3

RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal

OC Picked: Darek

Try to read it with his/her voice.

*walks into the interrogation room on all 4s and jumps up onto the seat sitting on my haunches, bringing my handpaws down onto the table tapping my claws against it while slowly swishing my tail waiting, resisting the urge to run up to the obviously 1 way mirror and lick it.. and possibly press certain body parts against it

1. What is your name?
"Darek Wingo"

2. Do you know why you were named that?
*flicks my ears* "because the pronunciation of Darek is Dark where im from and my fur was dark when i was born, also seeing as there aren't too many of us where i live either our "surnames" are just our species"

3. Single or taken?
"i am taken by 2 very very lovely fluffs alltho that dosent mean im not available for fun and snuggles and other things" *my tongue laps out over my nose as i grin toothily*

4. Have any abilities or powers?
*i tilt my head to the side and perk my ears "does having an abnormally long and fluffy tail count?" my long tail swishing next to me, shifting myself a bit to hide my necklace in my chest fur "if now how about being flexible enough to knot my own muzzle?" a huge grin spreading across my muzzle as my tail thumps about madly*

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
*my head tilts almost 150 "a what now?"

6. What's your eye color?
"yellow in the middle changing to green at the outside" *i tilt my head the other way and wave a paw at the window "is there even anyone on the other side of that? or are you just blind... also sorry if you are actually blind i didn't mean to offend you if you are" i whine as my ears lay back*

7. How about hair color?
"well my fur is dark brown on my back and dark gray along my chest and down to my paws... guessing you are blind.. sorry for your loss.."

8. Have you any family members?
*whispers under my breath "and short term memory"* "yes i have my jackal and my folf of which i love very much"

9. Oh? How about pets?
"nope but sometimes i like to be one..." ears splaying to the side before perking up quickly "NOT LIKE THAT!!"

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
"hmmm spicy food and ignorant people... dumb people i can tollerate but dumb people who refuse to learn anything that you try to teach them.. *shivers as my fur fluffs up*

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"oh thats easy, archery, gaming and sex" my face perfectly straight and serious, tail tip twitching about madly tho

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
"not on purpose.. and not without permission"

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
".... self defense... and he deserved it..."

14. What kind of animal are you?
"well like my surname suggest im a wingo"

15. Name your worst habits.
*perks up my ears again before licking my nose "probably licking my nose" a grin spreading over my muzzle again "and humping random peoples legs.. its fun when you can pretend your just some dog and run away hehehe.. also a great way to make new friends" my inner ears starting to go a bit red*

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"depends on if im on 2 legs or 4.."

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
"if it lets me hump it i will and if it wants to hump me and wont cause permanent harm in the process i will let it.. should cover that question" my ears growing even darker red

18. Do you go to school?
*tilts my head once more* "go to what?"

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
*snorts slightly* marriage not really... dont need a piece of paper to say you love someone.. pups tho.. would love that...

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
*tilts my head looking a bit confused "why would i want a boy or a girl to hold a fan near me.. and why would it make a difference if they were a boy or a girl?"*

21. What are you most afraid of?
*i lay my ears back and clasp my paws together looking down at them "probably hurting someone.. or making them uncomfortable in any way.. the thought of doing that alone gives me the most horrible feeling"

22. What do you usually wear?
*grins and jumps up onto the table still on all 4s as i do a big circle before sitting down on my haunches and scratching my ear in canine fashion making sure to jiggle my junk in the windows direction as i do so with a big toothy grin, tongue loling down the side of my face "what im wearing right now of course, clothes dont usually fit my body type plus they look uncomfortable.."*

23. What's one food that tempts you?
*licks my lips and nose again "mmm anything with lots of salty flesh.." a drip of drool slowly working its way from my lips to the table

24. Am I annoying you?
*shakes my head with a big grin "nope but once your done im going to make you spend the same amount of time we spend here with me doing what I want to do"*

25. Well, it's still not over!
"win win"

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
*tilts my head once more* ahhhh....

27. How many friends do you have?
"well that depends if you mean friends who just use me or if you mean friends who actually chat with me and are friendly to me other than just when they want something.. the second list is much smaller than the first"

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
*begins to chuckle and thump my tail against the table, inner ears going red "depends what kind.." bursts out laughing again for no apparent reason*

30. Favorite drink?
"... most bodily fluids... definitely not all hehe"

31. What's your favorite place?
"wherever my loved ones are"

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
"im very interested in many people... not in a loving way or sexual way.. probably shouldn't say any more"

33. That was a stupid question.
*flops onto my side and stretches out yawning*

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"oh lake definetaly... hate salt water in my fur.. and sand.. and box jelly fish... and crocodiles... and sharks.. and cone shells... and blue ringed octopuses... the list goes on.. australian oceans are scary"

35. What's your type?
*licks my nose "type 99 main battle tank"*

36. Any fetishes?
*grins and licks my nose again tail starting to thump the tail once more "the longer you keep asking questions the more of the many i have you will find out about when i get MY time with you"

37. Seme or uke?
"what or what now?"

38. Camping or indoors?
"i dont camp... i do love coming across outdoor campers.. so much fun to mess with hehehehe"

39. (Tag people!)


*grins and looks at the list of peoples*

"i is going to tag..."

 roland_perteev
 luca-folf
 neox