I love coming up with insults, but I never have a chance to use them because I've made the effort of hanging out with people I actually like and not people I want to insult. Sure I get the chance sometimes, but at the time it's not always easy to remember what I thought of earlier, so here's a few of my favorites that I imagined up recently~

You:
•Supergalactic Dongle-Shlong
•Sicklebiscuit
•Butt Brigand
•Super Pooper
•Sapient Shit-Baby (I actually got to use this one!)

Go:
•sail into a pulsar

I hope:
•your atoms disperse


I also enjoy using ordinary items with weird names as insults, like Sprocket Wrench. That's all for tonight's late late log, and hey! It wasn't sad for once! woohoo!