Before I ask my question, yes, go watch our queen! and order plenty of commissions from her, otherwise we will have to stuff you in a suit. ;)

Now for my question. What would you think if you and I were necrothyns Foxy? Fleshy and powerful necrothyns? :D

*scratches m'head* That be a stumper. Methinks it great that her majesty be a powerful necrothyn, but as fer me, I be glad t'be an animatronic who happens t'be an ally o'the queen an' th'mate o'a wonderful teddybear.

I want you to have a pet Shark!

...

...

Wait.....that's not a question.....umm....

Ehem, Seeing as you are always expected to come dashing down to the left door, have you never thought of sprinting to the right door instead? It'd catch the guard off...em....guard. XD

Aye, I did it once on Mike t'get 'im. Then again, if I be blocked by th'security guard, I hoodwink 'em into looking at cam-2b. Me matey Goldie finishes 'em off, harharhar!

Ah yes.....I remember you doing that to me......So it gave me a fantastic idea! During the day time....I'm gonna tear down that poster and burn it~

*hides it where ye can't find it* Aye, nice try lad. Asides, thar be more posters fro'whence that came.

Oh but now I can't see it! Therefore it has no affect~

Aye, there be other ways t'summon 'im. It be within' m'power t'do so, fer he be m'matey.

Welp, I'm keeping a lighter and some smelly spray cans on me at all times.

So that's what ye think ye be goin t'do t'me close friend? *rubs m'hook an' grimaces*

Well seeing as you're the ones who keep attacking me, if anything, I'm doing it out of self defense~ *Snickers*

It be yer fault ye wish t'work 'ere instead o' elsewheres. Why, ye'd be paid more elsewheres.

Because I can't find anymore jobs anywhere. T_T They're all taken by bloody people who don't even live in this country!

♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪

***OOC question, how open are you for a (PG-rated) RP? Just curious.

Why, it depends on what subject o'it ye had in mind m'hearty.

I'll go ahead and PM you the premise.

How are you still able to run so fast after being a little broken and torn up?

Well it be m'well developed sea legs, lad. If ye traversed th'seven seas as oft as I, why, ye'd understand what I mean.

Take me on your next adventure so I can learn :P lol

Aye aye matey!

Thanks Captain!

It be m'pleasure. *bows*

I cant wait ^^ *Bows back*

Would you like to be a co-security guard? :D

Methinks Mike be doin' an adequate job o'maintainin things. *smiles at ye*

Lol if we wouldn't keep getting attacked on the fourth night XD

Harharhar. Ye just need t'hone yer skills matey. Why, if that tool Markiplier be able t'beat th'seventh night on th'most challengin' settings, so can ye.

Markiplier is a tool. XD But yeah, definitely. ^~^

What kind of pizza do you think is the best? A bit of a rubbish question I know but given your location, it'd be interesting to hear!

Methinks Freddy Fazbear's pizza be th'best but o'course. Why, Pizza Hut 'n' Domino's can only pray t'match our quality 'ere!

Sounds alright to me! if it weren't for the fact your pizzaeria is in a different country then I'd have to see if you had any stuffed crust pizzas... Wait, I just made an unintentional pun.

Oops.

Harharharhar! We have not stuffed crusts. If ye wish fer stuffed animatronics, 'ere we be.

I'll just stick with the thin crust, thanks!

Thin crust be m'lovey's favourite too. *chuckles softly*

How much do you love me my sweet Foxykins? How much longer before we have some "cove time"?

Why, I love ye with all m'tin heart. Ye make me want t'be a better bot just fer yer acceptin' me as I be. *hugs ye tightly and noses* Aye, Cove time shall come in a few minutes m'lovey. *winks slyly at ye*

Awwww! *i hug you and give your muzzle lots of kisses* MY SWEET FOXYKINS!!!! I love you too with all my heart. ^_^ Cove time honey?

In a wee bit more time lovey. *smiles gently at ye*

Honey, I'd like to spend some intimate time with you in the cove (skype) and talk about our day! Also, I'm very randy. I need you Foxy in the worst way. *I realize what I just said out loud, and I stare down at the ground, my face beet red from blushing*

Yaaar. *covers m'face* *grins an' chuckles lightly* Aye aye m'teddybear. <3 Let us traverse t'me cove. *takes yer right 'and w'me left an' ushers ye t'the Cove*

Aye aye Captain Foxy. *I close the curtain behind us* *the last thing anybody saw before the curtains close was me giving your muzzle a long kiss*

Foxy, I seen you pop the question on Chica's TMI tuesday journal, would you be willing to get Freddy and her together? :P

Aye aye m'liege. *grins widely*

Why must you keep looking at me like that :C

Yarharhar. Ye know why. I give ye th'evil glare, fer I consider ye like m'brother on whom I like t'pull pranks but o'course. Aye, ponder a better question now.

*Snickers* I'll pass! *Closes eyes*

I take back m'promise t'not poke fun o'ye, ye painted sissy pantywaist! Na nana boo boo!

*Opens eyes* Damn it stop! >:C

*gives ye th'evil eye* Yarharharhar!

*Closes eyes and covers ears*

*hangs off yer back like a backpack* *struggles* Avast ye! Ask a good question, now, ye sissy!

*Opens eyes and stops covering ears* Never! *He then tries to fall on you*

AVAST! *sticks out m'left foot backwards t'prop meself fro'fallin* Swiggity swooty ye girly-painted sissypants! *pinches yer booty t'make ye jump fore*

*Quickly turns around* What the HELL Foxy!?

Don't ye be tryin' t'fall on me then. *smirks*

Then don't hang on my back you soupcan!

Then answer me question ye addled cuckold.

HEY! Don't be pinching Bonnie's ass Foxy. The only ass you're supposed to be touching is mine!

Lovey! I be sorry lovey. *ears lower*

What question head full of eyeballs!?

*t'Bonnie* Wait ye a couple minutes. M'bear be havin' a word w'me in private.

*ears lowered* *tail tucked between m'legs* I be sorry Bonnie. M'Jimmy be right. I went a wee bit too far thar. Can ye fergive me?

I.. don't think I can... Sorry Foxy...

Aye, c'mon. Ye were about t'fall back on me on purpose. I acted in haste. Please matey, accept m'apology.

But you forced me to do things with your evil eye, when I refuse you then decide to hang off my back. No.

All I wanted from ye be th'consideration o'askin' me a good question in me journal. Do it prove t'be too difficult fer ye?

Yes.

Why matey? Ye asked Chica a question in her journal?

Yes but that's not a "good question" in my opinion.

Aye, but it be a question just th'same.

And besides, I thought I did ask you a question!

Why, it be a weak question.

Thank ye Bonnie. Aye, rum n ale but o'course! *grins widely* I be a pirate, an' ye can't beat th'taste o'either.


So, d'ye fergive me matey?

Huh?

D'ye fergive me Bonnie?

What are you talking about?

C'mon Bonnie. Why be ye actin' funny now? *raises m'eyebrow* I did somethin' rotten t'ye, and I be apologisin' fer it. I be askin' fer yer fergiveness.

Why did ye hide yer question?!

What question? I never asked a question? You okay Foxy?

yaaaaarrr....what be all this fightin about? me'lad I was sleepin?

Worry not matey. Methinks it all be solved. Mayhaps not, but I be hopin it be.

alright lad be good fer jim

I shall matey. 'Is love fer me be deeper than th'bottom o'the sea.

Why do you never change your brown linen shorts?

Harharhar! That be a good question. Why, they be m'trusty, lucky pair o'shorts after all. When setting sail t'find buried treasure an' other loot, ye damn well best wear yer good luck charms! These shorts be able t'score me unfathomable 'undreds o'bottles o'rum o'er th'years, yarharhar! *winks slyly*

(Asides, m'lovey likes th'scent o'em. *ears lower*)

Could I have some rum? I honestly have never tried it...


(I wonder what they smell like)

Aye aye matey! Here be a bottle o'Captain Morgan's just fer ye. Unopened n fresh.

(Well, m'teddybear says they be sexy smellin', whatever that means. *ears lower t'show blushing*)

Alright thanks. *Opens it and drinks it* ..Ehhhh


(Ask him what sexy means!)

Ye be most welcome m'hearty.

('E says he associates th'scent o'em when 'e....t'put it gently....puts 'is 'ead "down there". *covers m'face*)

It's... okay I guess


(Dont cover your face! I need to see you blush!)

Har. And, why d'ye need t'see me blush?

You look like a tomato when you do!

Aye? Well, at least I look not like yer "updated" visage when I blush. Why, look at yer cheeks on th'right Bonnie! http://www.scottgames.com/ Yarharharhar.

Stop laughing at me >:C

Ye started it bout me visage matey. *shocked face* I thought ye'd toss me a barb back like ye always do, and ye wonder why I thought ye were truly mad at me yesterday. *frowns*

And I thought you would know I was joking like I always am. You landlubber!

Aye, so that be yer game then, eh? Ye painted easter egg! Why, look how short yer legs'll be.

http://www.scottgames.com/

Like a walkin, talkin easter egg w'ears. *grins evilly*

(I be back. M'teddybear explained t'me all what it be.)

*Grins back* I am a easter egg! People are always trying to find me cause i'm so awesome!

(Yeah he told me.)

Aye? I be more awesome!

Not as much as a easter egg though!

Why, I be more popular, ye twisted cupie doll. *grins evilly* Harharharharharhar!

Just cause your more popular doesn't make you more awesome than me! Weird eyes!

M'boyfriend openly declares how much 'e can lose 'imself in m'eyes. Asides, at least m'eyes be not doll's eyes, harharharhar!

*glares at ye w'me evil eyes*

D: *Turns around and looks down*

Yar, what be th'matter Bonnie? Be ye frightened o'me most perfect visage matey?

Y-yes! STOP IT >:C

What would ye 'ave m'do? Get a "Maury Povich" makeover like ye? Yarharhar! Or did ye receive th'makeover fer one o'Maury's "guess th'gender" shows? Harharhar!

Damn it Foxy, you know that I was forced to do this!

Aye, well, yer new visage be forcin' me t'laugh n poke fun o'ye. I can resist it not! Ye do look like a cupie doll easter egg wind-up toy gizmo.

*Burries hands in face* This is so humiliating..

Take comfort m'hearty. Ye be 'umiliated by th'best there be. *grins widely* If I be a lesser fox, it'd sting ye worse.

Yeah, I guess you're right about that..

I be always right Bonnie. Ye should've learned 'at b'1985, an' yet ye first be matriculatin' in Foxy 101? Aye lad, ye've still so much t'learn about me. 'Owever, methinks I be not th'best teacher t'teach ye about meself, fer that cupie-doll face forces me t'convulse in fits o'laughter n snickers.

Oh don't worry about it Foxy, I know a lot more about you than you know about me.

Be that so, pretty boy? I know yer new version 'as th'visage o'a wind-up cupie doll, n I know yer lady fare loves ye just as much as m'bear loves me. I know yer brain circuits be full o'rocks due t'how addled n slow ye be, that I be quicker than ye n stronger n smarter than ye. I know more furs declare their love fer me n love me, fer I be a Fox about th'people. Ye? I know not th'last time ye greeted new watchers. *sticks out tongue t'taunt ye*

I also know ye can't 'old yer rum as proven last night, that pizza makes ye short circuit, and that carrots be yer favourite food. One thing I know not fer sure be if ye secretly choose t'have th'makeover or not. I mean, be ye tryin' t'become th'mascot fer Blue Bunny ice cream? Yarharhar.

What supposedly d'ye knew about me again?

You're half wrong half right on that one.. What I know about you is.. Your favorite food is our pizza, you did the bite of 87, you have a hole in your chest for nobody wanting to repair you, You've fallen into disrepair. Y-you have scary eyes, You have some juice from your love in you that sticks up your parts.. You don't have a OFFICIAL buyable in-game plushy, You don't appear on the halluciations, You are EXTREMELY predictable, You have short term memory,

I also know that Scott does not think you're the scariest.

Wait a minute! Wait ye just a minute! Just what know ye now bout what me bear n me do in th'privacy o'me cove? *glares at ye* About what ye call th"love juices"? That....be none o'yer business ye filthy-minded sissy pantywaist.

"You have some juice from your love in you that sticks up your parts."

The hell? That is none of your business Bonnie. *i fold my arms*

Oh urm.. nothing Foxy.. *tries to walk away*

*i block your way, my arms are crossed* Turn around bub. My foxykins wants to know what you meant.

Face me ye twisted cupie doll!

I think i'll pass..

SCUSE ME...

Nope. Turn around and tell us what you meant by that.

I don't know!

Do what 'e says, or I'll discuss this matter w'm'queen. Y'know, yer lady?

I think you do Bonnie Blue. I gotta ask, were you spying on us when Foxy and I were alone in his cove?

No!

But I don't know!

OH? No? Do you expect me to believe that? Lolololol, well, I told Queen Avanne. See what happens.

Aye, methinks ye do. 'Owever, I apprised m'queen t'the goings ons 'ere.

Are you serious!?

You did!?

*i fold my arms as I scoff* Duh.

Aye aye ye dumb rusted bucket o'bolts. Ye 'ad no right t'comment on m'private matters.

Why!? I didn't even do anything!

That's not even fair! I'll get in so much trouble!

You were either spying during me and Foxy making love, or you were staring up his ass in-between the gaps of his torso and his legs. "You have some juice from your love in you that sticks up your parts." That's rather specific knowledge Bonnie Blue.

Aye, that be th'idea. Ye don't let yer mouth write checks what ye can't cash, matey. Like m'lovey bear observed, what ye said be mighty specific.

Crosses her arms and looks at you, tapping her foot on the ground.

Awww shit! *i quickly run to a hiding spot to safely watch Bonnie get it good*

*joins m'lovey where he hides* *snickers*

O-oh hey Avanne!

"Hello Bonnie.." she would calmly say. "So I heard you are acting childish again hm?" keeps tapping her foot on the ground.

C-childish? What are you talking about?

*i loudly say from a distance* Ask him about the "love juices" comment! I wanna know what he meant by that!

Yar! What m'teddybear asked yer majesty.

"Yes! I'd like to know more about this.. love juice comment you made Bonnie? Would you care to explain?" she would ask, almost sounding motherly at this point.

Hey how's everyone doi- oh shit. *notices Avanne angry with Bonnie* looks like Mr. Bon Bons is in trouble! XD

I can't tell you about... that.

Make him fess up my liege!

Ahoy Chica. M'teddybear n I be hidin' o'er here. Come join us fer th'fireworks.

"Hmm, you sure you can't?" she smirked, raising her hand and swatting it in the air, motioning it as if she's ready to spank your butt in front of everyone. "Because if you don't, then if you're going to act like a child, I'll just have to treat you like one then, won't I?"

Will do! *puts on an army helmet out of nowhere and jumps behind you guys* take cover!

My liege! What if Bonnie secretly likes that? How would that get a confession out of him? xD

Yarharhar! Bonnie be about t'be spanked proper like th'wee addled cupie-doll 'e be. *grins evilly*

She could always spank him hard enough to leave hand printed dents. XD

B-but i'm not acting like a child! *backs up*

Man, I almost feel sorry for Bonnie, but I mean, I had to get our liege involved. Just look at what he said to my sweet Foxykins...

"You have some juice from your love in you that sticks up your parts."

Seriously, what the hell? Bonnie's gonna get it.

You are withholding information about how you discovered such specific information. You know damn well what you meant, but you aren't confessing. If you want to avoid a good spanking by Avanne, I think it's time you fessed up.

"Mmhmm!" she would say and nod her head up and down. "It's not too late to just tell me and avoid a nice good spanking!" she would approach him just as fast as he was backing away.

Actually Jim, it's Mr. Bon Bons. XD Or it could be Mr. Bun Buns since his will be sore in a minute!

LOLOL!!! Hey Chica, what do you get when you mix Bonnie, a pissed Avanne, and Jurassic Park? A Bonnie-sore-ass!

I'm sorry but I can't! Really!

I think this wascally wabbit wikes bein' spanked by mommy!

AVAST YE SCURVY LAND LUBBER! Fer yer time be nigh! Yarharharharharhar! *snuggles w'me teddybear*

*laughs so hard she is rolling on the floor laughing, occasionally clucking through her laughs* XD

*i snuggle with my tall, studly fox and rest my head on his battle-scarred chest* Honey, did you bring the popcorn?

Yar, I fergot m'lovey. Allow me a second.

She would pinch her fingers around one of his ears cartoonishly dragging him over to her in a chair, propping him belly flat in her lap while she starts slapping Bonnie's buttocks.

Have ye some popcorn Chica? M'loveybear n me wish t'munch while we watch th'show.

OMG! His ass is gonna be spanked so hard, he'll become purple again.

OW OW OW OW *struggles*

*is about to roll on the floor and laughing at Jim's comment, waving a bag of popcorn around* Must be one hell of a smack, not only changes his colors back to purple, but she smacks Bonnie so hard he won't be a she anymore! xD

"I'd ask you to out with it deary but it's already too late, besides, the logs were recorded, and recording do not lie!" she would continue to smack his rump like a mother with her little child.

T-THE RECORDINGS AREN'T TRUE!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLLOL! You're the best. xD

AYE THEY BE TRUE YER MAJESTY! Listen to 'im not until 'e tells th'truth!

She gives him one last good smack on the rump for good measures and lets him go. She would shake her head and cross her arms, "No, no they don't I'm afraid Bonnie."

That's NOT EVEN ME! *He then storms off into a room and locks it*

........................................hi friend.................................you found me...................................*unlocks the door, and it opens widely*...........................bye bye friend....................................

Avast yer majesty! Fer Goldie be in that room yonder *points t'the room*, an' 'e opened th'door! That's where Bonnie be.

Yeah it was Mr. Bun Buns, so says the majestic bread crumbs *dumps a few breadcrumbs over Bonnie* they say all signs point to yes!

You don't even know the whole story, leave me alone already.

Yar, I teased ye a wee bit. It be ye what made th'dastardly comment relatin' t'm'private time! At least y'got yer purple colour back fer a while, harharhar.

Just leave me alone Foxy, I've had enough.

I'll say t'ye when ye've had enough, matey!

Jesus f-ckin christ would you just come out with it already?! Why did you say that?! Now you're starting to aggravate me! You got the shit slapped out of your ass, and you're still being stubborn? Do you want me to get Avanne again?

Please leave Foxy, seriously.

I don't even care anymore.

Geez, you don't need to be butt hurt about me teasing you a little *chuckles a bit* er.. no pun intended right.. fine, new subject. Sooo I think you should totally see this video here, it's made of awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIqkdexVDZk

Heh, "a little" you're funny. I'm not really in the mood for videos..

Make me, ye scalleywag. *smirks*

Your ships on fire, leave PLEASE.

"Bonnie look, I already punished you for what you did, and I think everyone else needs to knock it off. what is done is done, let's put it behind us now, and move on. Chica is clearly going to stop teasing you, now Foxy, can you do the same? Everyone I think needs to calm down now. I'm sorry for spanking you Bonnie sweetie, but you don't poke into other people's privacy like that while they're doing it, I don't condone breaking people's privacy. I mean.. what if you and I were doing something that and Foxy peaked in on us? Wouldn't feel so great right?"

What wouldn't be so great is getting spanked for something I didn't do.

T'remind ye all. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:42577359

You guys know that it really wasn't Bonnie right?

"Hun, I'm sorry :/ but what was said has been said, it's right there and I quote it."

-You have some juice from your love in you that sticks up your parts.. -

"It's done and over with though, and I'm not going to linger on what's already dealt with okay? So please, everyone else, I think it's time to stop with the teasing."

Perks her ears. "How was it not? It was said by him clearly, do you have prove of who in fact did so then Freddy?"

First of all. Mike told him that. How do you think he got that bra and panty posing Foxy was doing.

So in other words, you punished him for something he didn't do.

Actually that was me who got the panty and bra thing of Foxy *whistles*

He was there too. I saw him.

"Wait, are you for sure that is where Bonnie got that from? Still either way Bonnie said it, he could've simply chose not to right? If that IS the case... then like I had promised from day 1 I will let you have the share of whipping ass along side me, would you like to do the honor of doing just that to Mike? Maybe you can knock some sense in his pea brain."

Well Mike is a dick. >:C Especially for stealing my jokes, then turning around and using them as insults.

Well, you know Bonnie doesn't know better. And I would if I could find Mike..

Hey Freddy! I just wanted to jump in and say "hi" to my favourite bear. (Okay, one of my two favourite bears, with Goldie being the other.)


And, this is where Mike Schmidt is hiding.  mikeschmidt

She nodded and smiled, "Exactly, that's where he is. I never got to see you fight in combat Freddy, so I would be flattered to get the chance now." Her voice would become menacing, "Make him pay.."

"Bonnie? I need to ask you a very important question right now." She would sit next to him, "You said that it wasn't your fault, you said it yes but.. you probably didn't know better, though now you do. Regardless, that comment with the love juice, it wouldn't happen to be Mike Schmidt who said that originally... was it?"

Whelp, I think with that said, let's get him, just like the good ol' days.

Yeah, he told me!

Kisses your nose and rubs your ears, "Alright not to worry, Freddy is going to deal with him and we're all going to have some nice front seats to watch the action! I believe Freddy deserves to knock him around this time around." She would chuckle malevolently.

Alright, sounds good.

Oh my gosh! I got a shoutout? Thats awesome!
Thanks so much foxy! I love you!

Ye be most welcome m'hearty. Why, this be what I do fer new crew members what sign up b'watchin' me. *smiles*

I just never expected to receive a warm welcome. This is why you're so amazing :)

Yar, I try m'best matey. Thank ye most kindly.

Eh.....

*i grab the front of your shirt, and I slam you face down on the ground* *my left foot presses into the small of your back*

Hi Mike. I want a word with you. Actually, all of us do. You had Bonnie say something that got him in trouble.

"You have some juice from your love in you that sticks up your parts.. "

*i cross my arms* What's the big idea?

*looms over Mike with great disgust* Just wait till Freddy gets here Mike Shit.

YAR! Like I promised ye matey, I shan't use m'hook on ye. 'Owever, it be not me ye must be cautious about. It be Freddy, fer it be 'is turn t'give ye a good bruisin.

Hey Mikey.

Oh hey.. Why am I here..?

Don't play dumb, we need to have a little talk.

A-about what!?

You know damn well what about Mike, frontal lobe or no frontal lobe you lude, rude security guard! Honestly, I wouldn't mind having a turn roughing you up either..

Oh, you want to have a quick turn Chica?

*i crack my knuckles loudly* Me too?

Go on ahead!

Bear hug! *i give you a big bear hug* Okay, now to get Mike!

That felt good! YOU'RE turn! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:42581276

*She would punch Mike in the spine hard, making him arch back as nothing but pain signaled through his body, while was in this position, she used her foot to shove him stumbling towards Foxy's direction* Get em' get em"!

Woah!!!

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. I told Chica not to go too rough on you, and when it was Freddy's turn in the handoff, she grabbed you and knocked you cold. All Foxy was able to do was catch you and lay you down on the ground.

Oh, don't mind the wet shirt. It's only rum.

Oh.. Was Foxy going to hurt me ..?

Naw, I don't think so. He's not coming on FA just yet, because he and I, never you mind! You came up with that nasty thing Bonnie said yesterday, according to Bonnie.

I think Foxy intended to hand you off to Freddy.

What nasty thing!?

"You have some juice from your love in you that sticks up your parts."

That.

I don't.. recall ever saying that..

Well, if you didn't Mike, then who did?

I don't know.. It wasn't me though..

Hmmmmm, okay, well my Foxy thinks it's you. He says Bonnie is too dull to come up with anything like that on his own. The only reason he got on Bonnie's case was Bonnie owned up to it at first until Avanne spanked him good. Chica, who as it turns out was the one who filmed my Foxy dancing sexy in lingerie for me, may have also been the one to tell you AND Foxy that phrase.

Then again, EVERYBODY knows you love to get your rocks off thinking about Foxy, worse than me, xD but since you can't have him, you're trying to find ways to sabotage his and my relationship. It won't fly with me, Mike, and I will get Queen Avanne to deal with you. Since you're not her lover, she's not gonna go easy on you like she did with Bonnie.

Bonnie's not really dull.. He's actually less dull than Foxy in my opinion. And what? It was just a strategy cause Foxy was coming.

So, it's a strategy to talk about my private affairs? Dude, you're more fucked in the head than-



Mike? Would you kindly remove your cap to show me what your head looks like?

Don't start with that.

Why, tough guy? *i fold my arms* Haven't you caused us enough trouble with your bullshit? You at least owe it to me.

Calling me a tough guy when you're the one folding your arms.

C'mon Mike. Remove your hat for a second so I can see what your head looks like.

I'll pass.

*i shove you forward over a table and handcuff your hands behind your back*

Do you think I would come ill prepared to find out what I want to know? xD Okie dokie, and now to remove your cap. *i start to reach for your hat*

Meh, go ahead. It won't come off anyway..

LOLOLOL! I'm a grizzly bear, bitch. I'll remove your cap just fine. *i crack my knuckles*

*yanks your cap hard, and it comes off*

O_O

*Another hat*

*another idea comes to me* *with my hand unfolded, I gently press down on the top front of your head*

*you feel hats*

*i grab all the hats and I yank and tug* *as soon as all the hats are lose, I start to fall backwards but stop myself in time*

Oh god. *i become nauseous as I finally see your head*

O_O

See? This is why you don't poke your nose where it doesn't belong... *He then puts all his hats back on*

(How are you able to put your hats back on if you're still handcuffed? Let me uncuff you first and hand you your hats back. xD )

( XD, sorry totally forgot)

(It's okay, LOL. Retcon!)

*the stench coming from the years of sweat caught underneath the caps overwhelms me*

*i gingerly uncuff you and hand you back your hats*

Jesus Christ Mike. I had no idea. God, it's no wonder you have it in for my sweet Foxykins. However, his backstage brother is the guy who admits to doing that to a child back in the 80s.

I don't know which one did it..

Hmmm, well, I believe it wasn't my sweet Foxykins. He loves entertaining children and cares about them. This is why he bit this abusive father. You're obviously not old enough to be a father back in the 80s. So why do I believe it was my mate's brother? Think about the fact there's a very good reason they kept that Foxy back stage. *i nod*

So, how are you able to function normally, or at least make it seem like you are?

O_O He had a shitload of bandages covering something, and the bandages looked old. Add to that the stench from the top of his head, well, I'm surprised he's still alive.

Buddy, he already put his hats back on and his handcuffs are off. He's long gone.

I'm just used to it I guess..

Heh, fair enough buddy. Fair enough. *nods*

Also some advantages at least..

Oh? Besides not having to worry about "hat hair" by wearing them all the time, what other advantages do you have?

Things don't hurt as much. Remember when Foxy accidentally stabbed me? It didn't really hurt.

Ah yeah, LOL. I gave Foxy a small scolding after that, lol. He was already sorry for it, so I wasn't too hard on him.

Yeah, remember when he got so mad and he almost stuffed me in a suit?

Lolololol. You really know how to grind his gears buddy, lol, but yeah I remember.

Yeah, it's a fun little hobby!

Just don't do that too often Mike. Although, it is fun to make Foxy apologize and reward him with some special "us" time in the Cove.

I' probably will do it often. It's amusing to see his reactions.

I'll tell Avanne if you bother my Foxykins too much. *i smirk smugly*

Eh... Her punishments can't be that bad..

Well, we'll wait and see.

You're gonna tell her I said that aren't you..

"That aren't you"? Can you say that again and make sense this time Mike? xD LOLOLOL!

You're gonna tell her I said that, aren't you..

Ah, NOW I see. I misread that, lol, even though it's plain as freakin' day. And, we'll wait and see Mike. It depends on how much or how little you bother my Foxykins.

I'll make sure to do it alot!

Okay, then I'm telling queen Avanne. *i smirk*

Meh It's worth it.