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Character meme - Balus
11 years ago
RULES :
1. Pick a character you've created.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were that character.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
Character picked: Balus Bubalis, who has appeared in the story 'Denang Heat' in Sofawolf's Heat #3, as well as artwork here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/13912812/ and here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/14613333/.
1. What is your name?
Balus Bubalis, but it shoulda been Quan Bubalis.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Muh Daddy wuzza drunk. Gawt shitfaced celebratin' when he heard his firstborn wuzza son. Filled out the forms wrong, put Species where Name shoulda gawn. By the tahm mom wuz outta recovery room, wuz too late.
3. Single or taken?
Divorced with two wonnerful kids. Inna lawng-term with a purty lil' filly.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Ah 'kin box, hump around tank parts, mount a tank canon single-handedly if ah gawt the tools. Fix a motorcycle, lay brick pretty good. Ain't too bad with basic trades, fittin' wood 'n doin' a lil' basic plumbing. Oh, 'n ah 'kin fahr a ma deuce, that's a fifty cal Browning M-2, offa muh hip. Can't hit fer shit with it, o' course, but it awlways gave the boys back on base somethin' tuh whoop-up over.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Ah ain't no Mary Sue, fer sure. More of a distant sorta role model fer the feller dun writes me. He writes a lawt of us though, guess ah'm jes his favorite one tuhday. That or he wanted tuh annoy me with all them questions.
6. What's your eye color?
Black. Unless ah been boxin' 'n losin'. Then... black.
7. How about hair color?
Gunmetal blue gray, man, lahk the side of a rifle barrel.
8. Have you any family members?
(a long, pained silence) Ah gawt two kids. Mom, dad, 'n muh lil' brother Ben are all buried back home.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Naw. Gawt kids 'nna collared girl tuh manage, don't need no critters in the mix.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
IPA's, them india pale ales. Ah wanna drink fuckkin' pinesol ah'll go live unner a bridge. Some lions. Cawl me specist awl yuh lahk, but there's a lawt more awful lions out there 'n most other species ah put up with. Fuckin n[censored!]-cats.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Kink. Big intuh BDSM 'n whuppin' folks with muh fists fer sexy fun. Soakin, hawt tub, steam room's even better. Fishin' once inna while with muh boy, or jes lissenin' tuh muh collared gal play her tin pan alley songs.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Yup. Lawta ways ah'm proud of, few ah ain't. Ah'ma fond sadist, folks ah like more, ah hurt more.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Fuck no. Wot the hell kahnda question izzat? Ah wuzza motor pool in NATO, man. Never even gawt past the wire.
14. What kind of animal are you?
Ah'ma asiatic water buffalo, onna the vietnamese breeds. Git mistaken fer a Cape Buffalo a lawt cuzza the boss on muh horns, but some breeds o' water buffalo git 'em too. Ain't no big thang.
15. Name your worst habits.
Well, ah'ma drinkin' man. Nawt as bad as muh Daddy wuz, but nawt always as good, either. Try tuh keep it unner control. Usually ain't a problem. Other bad habit is, ahma trust junkie. Git in people's heads 'n hearts, earn their trust. Sounds lahk a good habit, but it ain't, always.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Yeah, lotta folks. Pledged slaves, folks who 'kin do that 24/7, man. Give everything of themselves tuh a calling. Yer gonna laugh, but they sorta remind me of nuns, y'know? Or priests. Jes... that utter 'n total selflessness 'n conviction tuh service 'n submission. They jes blow me away, every day.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
(long pause, a scratch of his chin) Straight, witha asterisk. Three boys ah know worth kissin'. Git me liquored up enough, ah givea fuck wot's unner that skirt 'n lipstick, so long as there's a skirt 'n lipstick on yuh. Girls 'n girly boys, mostly. Howzzat?
18. Do you go to school?
Yup. High school 'n then straight intuh NATO charter forces. Soldier's awlways learnin'.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Divorced with two kids. Mebbe one day aw'll git married tuh muh collared girl, but ah dunno. Kahnda awlready dun been there, yuh know? More kids, though, definitely. Muh collared girl deserves herself a baby, fer sure.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
More lahk a lawta folks inna mutual admiration club, y'know?
21. What are you most afraid of?
Somethin' bad happenin' tuh muh kids.
22. What do you usually wear?
If ah'm workin at the physio clinic, usually a button-up with slacks 'nna vest 'n coat, but with gym tights on unnerneath if ah need tuh git a patient movin' through harder exercises. If ah ain't workin, ah'm rawkin' muh harness 'n leathers.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Lawta food tempts me. But muh biggest comfort food's a big ol' bowl o' duck congee with a side o' vietnamese cawfee, man. Ain't nuthin' better onna shitty cold winter mornin' 'n that.
24. Am I annoying you?
Naw, nawt really. Yuh seem 'n okay sort. Yer jes tryin' tuh git tuh know me, ah suppose.
25. Well, it's still not over!
(chuckles) Well ah figger as much.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
None too high, fer sure. Gramps wuz onna losin' sahd o' the war in Vietnam. When Denang fell, he had tuh evacuate out tuh the states. He wuzza Major inna army back then, but he lawst all that wealth 'n prestige when the regime did. Maw 'n Pa grew up ferst-generation Viet-Texan immigrants, Pa laid brick fer a livin'. Me, ah went soldier, 'n then after that steady string o' blue collar work 'fore ah took up physiotherapy. So now ah'm doin' okay, fahnally doin' a lil' white-collar work, y'know? Muh lil' house is paid for, gawt funds fer retahrment, lil' set asahd fer the kids school one day. Still awlways gonna have more songs than money in muh house, but that's okay. We're gittin' by with a few luxuries tuh spare.
27. How many friends do you have?
Gawt me a best friend, a double-handful of folks ah'd call close friends. Probably twenny more or so who ah'd buy a beer fer now 'n then, y'know?
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
S'awraight. Big fan o' rhubarb pie. 'n them german meat pies 're pretty damn good.
30. Favorite drink?
Oof, muh favorite? Probably De Molen's 666 Imperial Stout, but man, jes about any good quality imperial stout or oatmeal stout, y'gawt me salivatin'.
31. What's your favorite place?
The Cobalt Eden. S'beautiful lil' place off in Layleaux. Ask me again, ah'll show yuh 'round sometahm.
32. Are you interested in anyone?
Good friend of mahn once told me that the secret tuh bein' a great lover ain't bein' interesting, it's bein' interested. So me, ah try tuh be innerested in anyone ah meet. Talk tuh them. Fahnd out their history. Wot they care about. Wot matters tuh them. Form connections that way. Feels good, man.
33. That was a stupid question.
Naw, it ain't. Yer good. If'n yuh meant romantically? Muh collared girl, Fleure. Hope she's the last gal ah'll ever need tuh have in muh life, y'know?
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Lake, fer sure. Love me a good wallow.
35. What's your type?
Sweet, masochistic, innocent, 'n secretly filthy as awl fuckin' hell once yuh git 'er in private.
36. Any fetishes?
Trust. Impact play. Stripes.
37. Seme or uke?
Ukelele, fer sure. Fleur plays a beautiful one, 'nna few other stringed instruments besides. Wotsa seme?
38. Camping or indoors?
Desert campin, jes me 'n muh motorcycle, couple pieces peyote, 'nna mesquite fire. Nuthin' ah can't pack in or out on the saddlebags on muh bike. Never fails tuh refresh muh soul.
1. Pick a character you've created.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were that character.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
Character picked: Balus Bubalis, who has appeared in the story 'Denang Heat' in Sofawolf's Heat #3, as well as artwork here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/13912812/ and here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/14613333/.
1. What is your name?
Balus Bubalis, but it shoulda been Quan Bubalis.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Muh Daddy wuzza drunk. Gawt shitfaced celebratin' when he heard his firstborn wuzza son. Filled out the forms wrong, put Species where Name shoulda gawn. By the tahm mom wuz outta recovery room, wuz too late.
3. Single or taken?
Divorced with two wonnerful kids. Inna lawng-term with a purty lil' filly.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Ah 'kin box, hump around tank parts, mount a tank canon single-handedly if ah gawt the tools. Fix a motorcycle, lay brick pretty good. Ain't too bad with basic trades, fittin' wood 'n doin' a lil' basic plumbing. Oh, 'n ah 'kin fahr a ma deuce, that's a fifty cal Browning M-2, offa muh hip. Can't hit fer shit with it, o' course, but it awlways gave the boys back on base somethin' tuh whoop-up over.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Ah ain't no Mary Sue, fer sure. More of a distant sorta role model fer the feller dun writes me. He writes a lawt of us though, guess ah'm jes his favorite one tuhday. That or he wanted tuh annoy me with all them questions.
6. What's your eye color?
Black. Unless ah been boxin' 'n losin'. Then... black.
7. How about hair color?
Gunmetal blue gray, man, lahk the side of a rifle barrel.
8. Have you any family members?
(a long, pained silence) Ah gawt two kids. Mom, dad, 'n muh lil' brother Ben are all buried back home.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Naw. Gawt kids 'nna collared girl tuh manage, don't need no critters in the mix.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
IPA's, them india pale ales. Ah wanna drink fuckkin' pinesol ah'll go live unner a bridge. Some lions. Cawl me specist awl yuh lahk, but there's a lawt more awful lions out there 'n most other species ah put up with. Fuckin n[censored!]-cats.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Kink. Big intuh BDSM 'n whuppin' folks with muh fists fer sexy fun. Soakin, hawt tub, steam room's even better. Fishin' once inna while with muh boy, or jes lissenin' tuh muh collared gal play her tin pan alley songs.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Yup. Lawta ways ah'm proud of, few ah ain't. Ah'ma fond sadist, folks ah like more, ah hurt more.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Fuck no. Wot the hell kahnda question izzat? Ah wuzza motor pool in NATO, man. Never even gawt past the wire.
14. What kind of animal are you?
Ah'ma asiatic water buffalo, onna the vietnamese breeds. Git mistaken fer a Cape Buffalo a lawt cuzza the boss on muh horns, but some breeds o' water buffalo git 'em too. Ain't no big thang.
15. Name your worst habits.
Well, ah'ma drinkin' man. Nawt as bad as muh Daddy wuz, but nawt always as good, either. Try tuh keep it unner control. Usually ain't a problem. Other bad habit is, ahma trust junkie. Git in people's heads 'n hearts, earn their trust. Sounds lahk a good habit, but it ain't, always.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Yeah, lotta folks. Pledged slaves, folks who 'kin do that 24/7, man. Give everything of themselves tuh a calling. Yer gonna laugh, but they sorta remind me of nuns, y'know? Or priests. Jes... that utter 'n total selflessness 'n conviction tuh service 'n submission. They jes blow me away, every day.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
(long pause, a scratch of his chin) Straight, witha asterisk. Three boys ah know worth kissin'. Git me liquored up enough, ah givea fuck wot's unner that skirt 'n lipstick, so long as there's a skirt 'n lipstick on yuh. Girls 'n girly boys, mostly. Howzzat?
18. Do you go to school?
Yup. High school 'n then straight intuh NATO charter forces. Soldier's awlways learnin'.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Divorced with two kids. Mebbe one day aw'll git married tuh muh collared girl, but ah dunno. Kahnda awlready dun been there, yuh know? More kids, though, definitely. Muh collared girl deserves herself a baby, fer sure.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
More lahk a lawta folks inna mutual admiration club, y'know?
21. What are you most afraid of?
Somethin' bad happenin' tuh muh kids.
22. What do you usually wear?
If ah'm workin at the physio clinic, usually a button-up with slacks 'nna vest 'n coat, but with gym tights on unnerneath if ah need tuh git a patient movin' through harder exercises. If ah ain't workin, ah'm rawkin' muh harness 'n leathers.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Lawta food tempts me. But muh biggest comfort food's a big ol' bowl o' duck congee with a side o' vietnamese cawfee, man. Ain't nuthin' better onna shitty cold winter mornin' 'n that.
24. Am I annoying you?
Naw, nawt really. Yuh seem 'n okay sort. Yer jes tryin' tuh git tuh know me, ah suppose.
25. Well, it's still not over!
(chuckles) Well ah figger as much.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
None too high, fer sure. Gramps wuz onna losin' sahd o' the war in Vietnam. When Denang fell, he had tuh evacuate out tuh the states. He wuzza Major inna army back then, but he lawst all that wealth 'n prestige when the regime did. Maw 'n Pa grew up ferst-generation Viet-Texan immigrants, Pa laid brick fer a livin'. Me, ah went soldier, 'n then after that steady string o' blue collar work 'fore ah took up physiotherapy. So now ah'm doin' okay, fahnally doin' a lil' white-collar work, y'know? Muh lil' house is paid for, gawt funds fer retahrment, lil' set asahd fer the kids school one day. Still awlways gonna have more songs than money in muh house, but that's okay. We're gittin' by with a few luxuries tuh spare.
27. How many friends do you have?
Gawt me a best friend, a double-handful of folks ah'd call close friends. Probably twenny more or so who ah'd buy a beer fer now 'n then, y'know?
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
S'awraight. Big fan o' rhubarb pie. 'n them german meat pies 're pretty damn good.
30. Favorite drink?
Oof, muh favorite? Probably De Molen's 666 Imperial Stout, but man, jes about any good quality imperial stout or oatmeal stout, y'gawt me salivatin'.
31. What's your favorite place?
The Cobalt Eden. S'beautiful lil' place off in Layleaux. Ask me again, ah'll show yuh 'round sometahm.
32. Are you interested in anyone?
Good friend of mahn once told me that the secret tuh bein' a great lover ain't bein' interesting, it's bein' interested. So me, ah try tuh be innerested in anyone ah meet. Talk tuh them. Fahnd out their history. Wot they care about. Wot matters tuh them. Form connections that way. Feels good, man.
33. That was a stupid question.
Naw, it ain't. Yer good. If'n yuh meant romantically? Muh collared girl, Fleure. Hope she's the last gal ah'll ever need tuh have in muh life, y'know?
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Lake, fer sure. Love me a good wallow.
35. What's your type?
Sweet, masochistic, innocent, 'n secretly filthy as awl fuckin' hell once yuh git 'er in private.
36. Any fetishes?
Trust. Impact play. Stripes.
37. Seme or uke?
Ukelele, fer sure. Fleur plays a beautiful one, 'nna few other stringed instruments besides. Wotsa seme?
38. Camping or indoors?
Desert campin, jes me 'n muh motorcycle, couple pieces peyote, 'nna mesquite fire. Nuthin' ah can't pack in or out on the saddlebags on muh bike. Never fails tuh refresh muh soul.
