Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
-of my neck. my neck. my neck hurts, it--

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
my monitor

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
eating ribs

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
barricade. although it was on netflix

Without looking, guess what time it is
15 something

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
15.31 (3.31pm)

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
I have a transe electro list playing, but if that doesn't vount... I can occasionally hear my birds doing their bird stuff.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went to raid second hand stores with my mom.

Did you dream last night?
yes

Do you remember your dreams?
yes. I was in some special place with marleena. I had an ugly fursuit (in addition to the one I really have) and we were in this wierd place, kind of like a graveyard, and it was crawling with horrible insects. I also remembering going out from there to have sauna with my parents at the hotel they were staying. on the way me and marleena found a person selling puppies.

When did you last laugh?
laughed, like, from real amusement etc, not just fakes laughter? hmm... I honestly can't remember. but if my "fill the voice laughter" is counted then it was when I was sorting through my box of important shit with orzel.

Do you remember why / at what?
I kept papers from the are before christ, so naturally I found it amusing how out of date my important shit box was.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Deathnore poster, hanna is not a boys name poster, a random wolf furry poster, and a small picture of a cockatiel griffon.

Seen anything weird lately?
not really.

What do you think of this quiz?
I like how random the guestions are. they are somethign new, not just your name, date of birth and eye color or such shit.

What is the last film you saw?
barricade

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I am content here. I don't really wish to move anywhere, because I don't want to learn any new languages (finnish, english and some sweden is enough for me) at the moment, and I would probably get fed with american/england customs so...

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a proper house. like, not just an apartment, and actual house.

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
hmm... what would that be... the only thing I know that no-one but my therapist knows is this very intimate, traumatizing experience as a child... but I am not ready to share it. But most people do not know I have trauma in the first place, so you'll just have to do with that small tidbit of information.

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make people more open minded.

Do you like to dance?
not really.

Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes. probably not of own accord, but if I ever find the perfect man/whatever, I am ready to follow my heart to the end or time.

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
I don't think so. "A tag as kink." says the generator.

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
Mom

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Transformers movies.

Last time you swam in a pool?
hmm... It was... spring... of 2013... at kaleva's swimming pool. I think. Or did my mom take me to sanifani? anyways, it has been long. I tend to swim in lakes, ocean, rivers and such more often than actual pools.

Type of music you like most?
Rock or house electro

Type of music you dislike most?
country

Are you listening to music right now?
yes.

What color is your bedroom carpet?
I will check. multicolored. My grandma made it. it has blue, green, brown and red stripes.

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I would build a sauna.

What was the last thing you bought?
I bought? Chinese. I also got my dog a new collar and some of those bio degradable poop bags.

Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
yes

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
yes

Do you have a garden?
no

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
probably not.

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
"no. god no... Nooooooo... Please, god NOOOOOOO"

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
I do not prefer anyone over the other. I do not follow celebrities, so ... whoever?

Who sent the last text message you received?
after checking, I have noticed that it was my mom. a week back, informing that she had reserved me a time for a haircut.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Verkkokauppa.com

What time is bed time?
all the time

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
no

How many tattoos do you have?
two. a set of wings, and some footprints of a bird and a dog

If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
Well, I have.

What did you do for your last birthday?
I do not remember anything about my last birthday. I am not even sure if I celebrated it. I guess it might of have been at my parents cabin with marleena and janika. but I don't remember, so pardon me if I remember wrong.

Do you carry a donor card?
no. I wouldn't oppose to it, I just have not seemed it necessary yet.

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
good guestion. Marleena? But it has to have been a month or so back.

Is the glass half empty or half full?
half full

What's the farthest-away place you've been?
thailand

When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
I must have been a forever. I feel like my grandma might have cooked something with her own batch, but I really cannot remember. It has been half a lifetime ago.

Have you ever won a trophy?
Not a trophy, but medals.

Are you a good cook?
not particularly no. I can't cook, but I can make food.

Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yes.

If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
probably one of my friends.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
no.

Do you touch-type?
yes

What's under your bed?
A spare planked that fell over there two months back.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
no.

Think fast, what do you like right now?
sleep

Where were you on Valentine's day?
At kipinä group... I remember carrying... a ring.

What time do you get up?
late

What was the name of your first pet?
Salazar. and sebastion. I got them at a same time. Batman does not count, he was a apple snail.

Who is the second to last person to call you?
It is a service number... probably the firm I rent my apartment from.

Is there anything going on this weekend?
I have a house warming party.

How are you feeling right now?
tired

What do you think about the most?
in general? probably porn

What time do you get up in the morning?
I wake up around 7-9 to take my dog for a piss. then I get back to sleep. I usually wake around noon, or 3pm.

If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I would probably call my mom the soonest I know of such a thing happening.

Who would you tell first?
mom

What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
hmm... wolverine two?

Do you sing in the shower?
no

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
This has been asked already.

What do you do most when you are bored?
read porn, draw, or play stepmania

What do you do for a living?
currently nothing. I attend therapy.

Do you love your job?
It's... a job like any else. once I get to working that is. I would probably prefer to work at a workshop fixing electronics.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
I never knew.

If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
stay at home mom? I don't deal well with kids, but I prefer sitting on the sofa rather than working.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
chicken

How many keys on your key ring?
please don't make me check. fine. I will check. 5. one is near useless. It's for a padlock I carry in my bag. I have my car keys in a separate ring holder. two keys.

Where would you retire to?
retiring home. Or I would seek a place to die.

What kind of car do you drive?
a shit box that cost me a hundred. I don't even remember what model it is... It might be audi?

What are your best physical features?
my eyes.

What are your best characteristics?
I'm very friendly and easy to get along with.

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
my bed. I really do not like traveling that much. I mean, I like the travel part, I just hate staying at a tourist trap.

What kind of books do you like to read?
porn. fanfiction. I rarely read real books. fantasy if you insist.

Where would you want to retire to?
you asked this already.

What is your favorite time of the day?
late night

Where did you grow up?
at country.

How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
100 km

What are you reading now?
I have some fanfics on tab.

Are you a morning person or a night owl?
night own definitely

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
I can. but with help.

Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
my eybrows are not too movable kind. but I guess?

Do you have pets?
yes

How many rings before you answer the phone?
as soon as possible.

What is your best childhood memory?
hmm... I always liked traveling on a ship.

What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
electrician, electronics repairman, a hotel cleaner.

Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
not really.

What is most important in life?
happiness and content.

What Inspires You?
I do not know.