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Calculus and buttsexs :3
17 years ago
After years of research I've developed a model between butt licking and actually getting into a male's tailhole. As noted by 
TaoRen in this submission http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1964644/ , it can sometimes be frustrating to get a straight guy warmed up for buttseks. However, as is well known, we're all a little gay and based on that gayness factor I and several of my colleagues have developed a model that exploits this phenomena.
number of licks to get in an arbitrary male's butt or L(a,g,s,m) = L0 * (1 - a)^G(s,g,m,n)
'a' is the percent gay of the subject being licked (Ranges from 0 to 1 and is commonly never lower than .05 or 5%)
'G' is the environmental masculinity factor where G(s,g,m,n) = ((s+2)/(g*m/2 + 1))^(4 * (n - 0.25)) such that:
s is the number of straight men present to view the spectacle
g is the number of gay men present to view the spectacle
m is the number of metro-sexual or bi men present to view the spectacle.
n is the percent nudity as expressed as a value between 0 and 1. Note this can cause an exponential increase or decrease in the masculinity value depending on the number of straight and gay men present. Also the men present must at the very least be shirtless for this effect to be result in any significant change in the overall masculinity factor.
'G' can also be simplified to the average G(eg,n) = (1/eg)^(8*(n-0.5)) where:
eg is the average percent gayness in a room.
n is the percent nudity as described prior.
'L0' is a constant and is the number of licks needed to get into a 100% straight man's tailhole. This number has yet to be determined and is difficult to do so because there is no 100% straight man. However, one can estimate this value by sampling several mostly gay men, determining their gayness factor prior to licks, determining the number of licks, and looking for a correlation to the existing model. As of yet not enough data has been collected to do such an estimate but I am working as hard as I can to collect as much data as possible in order to find this universally significant value. :3~
TaoRen in this submission http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1964644/ , it can sometimes be frustrating to get a straight guy warmed up for buttseks. However, as is well known, we're all a little gay and based on that gayness factor I and several of my colleagues have developed a model that exploits this phenomena.number of licks to get in an arbitrary male's butt or L(a,g,s,m) = L0 * (1 - a)^G(s,g,m,n)
'a' is the percent gay of the subject being licked (Ranges from 0 to 1 and is commonly never lower than .05 or 5%)
'G' is the environmental masculinity factor where G(s,g,m,n) = ((s+2)/(g*m/2 + 1))^(4 * (n - 0.25)) such that:
s is the number of straight men present to view the spectacle
g is the number of gay men present to view the spectacle
m is the number of metro-sexual or bi men present to view the spectacle.
n is the percent nudity as expressed as a value between 0 and 1. Note this can cause an exponential increase or decrease in the masculinity value depending on the number of straight and gay men present. Also the men present must at the very least be shirtless for this effect to be result in any significant change in the overall masculinity factor.
'G' can also be simplified to the average G(eg,n) = (1/eg)^(8*(n-0.5)) where:
eg is the average percent gayness in a room.
n is the percent nudity as described prior.
'L0' is a constant and is the number of licks needed to get into a 100% straight man's tailhole. This number has yet to be determined and is difficult to do so because there is no 100% straight man. However, one can estimate this value by sampling several mostly gay men, determining their gayness factor prior to licks, determining the number of licks, and looking for a correlation to the existing model. As of yet not enough data has been collected to do such an estimate but I am working as hard as I can to collect as much data as possible in order to find this universally significant value. :3~
When you iterate L versus relative alcohol content (of the lickee), the manifold surface appears strangely phallic...
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