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wHY ARE WASPS SO DAMN HARD TO KILL
11 years ago
I just spent five minutes trying to kill a wasp on a window with a rubber flip-flop. Not until I crunched its thorax with the edge of the sandal did it cease its wiggling.
I then spent a few minutes interrogating my cat on why, when he was staring at the window earlier, he did not tell me that what he was staring at was a gIANT FUCKING KILLER WASP.
My cat stared at me for a minute and then went back to sleep.
In other news, New England Weather! We went from ever-so-slightly-cloudy to BOOM DROWNPOUR to sunny again-- and then to sunshowers-- in the space of ten minutes. brb, waiting for fox sightings forever.
I then spent a few minutes interrogating my cat on why, when he was staring at the window earlier, he did not tell me that what he was staring at was a gIANT FUCKING KILLER WASP.
My cat stared at me for a minute and then went back to sleep.
In other news, New England Weather! We went from ever-so-slightly-cloudy to BOOM DROWNPOUR to sunny again-- and then to sunshowers-- in the space of ten minutes. brb, waiting for fox sightings forever.
