A review, new watchers, n a word bout m'mateship status.
11 years ago
Ahoy t'all ye lads n lasses. After m'visit t'Jonathan's, I be all cleaned n polished. So, m'first order o'business be th'latest review o'me game. http://toucharcade.com/2014/10/09/f.....reddys-review/
M'second order o'business be o'darker matters. Within th'past pair o'days, thar were a bad wind blowin' what almost tore m'mateship w'me darlin' teddybear asunder!
Thar were this guy what made a comment what referred t'is 'usband. Methought at first 'e were referrin' t'is own 'usband of which 'e 'ad not. 'Owever, 'e then took claim t'me bein' 'is 'usband! I know not who be this lad! M'teddybear knew not what t'think, n I knew not what t'do t'elp m'bear not feel sad nor what t'say. At least Bonnie 'elped me t'make m'bear feel better.
This 'ere be m'point. It be fine t'ave privvy fantasies o'me. I be most glad t'give 'ugs n t'receive compliments. 'Owever m'earties, understand this: I be not 'ere t'act as anyone else's spouse, n thar be no parlay t'try n negotiate this! Jimbear be m'lovey, savvy?
In order t'end on an 'appy note, m'last order o'business be a shout out t'm'latest watchers. *grins*
furzfanger
denotec
shadowknight19100
johnxgin3
gamerfang
kyeshep
Thank ye all fer watchin' me n welcome aboard m'crew m'earties!!
M'second order o'business be o'darker matters. Within th'past pair o'days, thar were a bad wind blowin' what almost tore m'mateship w'me darlin' teddybear asunder!
Thar were this guy what made a comment what referred t'is 'usband. Methought at first 'e were referrin' t'is own 'usband of which 'e 'ad not. 'Owever, 'e then took claim t'me bein' 'is 'usband! I know not who be this lad! M'teddybear knew not what t'think, n I knew not what t'do t'elp m'bear not feel sad nor what t'say. At least Bonnie 'elped me t'make m'bear feel better.
This 'ere be m'point. It be fine t'ave privvy fantasies o'me. I be most glad t'give 'ugs n t'receive compliments. 'Owever m'earties, understand this: I be not 'ere t'act as anyone else's spouse, n thar be no parlay t'try n negotiate this! Jimbear be m'lovey, savvy?
In order t'end on an 'appy note, m'last order o'business be a shout out t'm'latest watchers. *grins*
furzfanger
denotec
shadowknight19100
johnxgin3
gamerfang
kyeshepThank ye all fer watchin' me n welcome aboard m'crew m'earties!!
FA+

'Owever, m'teddybear thought thar'd be a possibility I be cheatin' on 'im when th'lad what wrought such false claims o'usbandry 'ad made 'em in th'first place! *sigh* Bad tides matey, but praise be that m'bear n me still be t'gether. We be slightly shaken but fine.
*smirks-at-unintentional-pun*
"...uhm, please put me down now?"
*hoists ye o'er m'shoulder n hauls ye down th'stairs t'the dinin room*
What the fuck?
Y'see 'at suit ye stinkin' bilge-rat?! Lay ye yer eyes upon it! Y'see?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14459030/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14417624/
You're welcome.
"I think I will share them with our staff ... unless you stay clear of the security office, that is..."
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead
Mead! *grins earnestly*
After twelve hours, ye shall be set free. *grins*
*muffled* Great, I was thinking you would just hassle me while i'm tied!