I'm taking story commissions! Gay furrotica story commissions. $75 for 7500-10k words. You can comment here and note me all you want, but if you do I'll tell you to email me: hawk at hakirsch dot com.

Payment will be by paypal only. I don't have any meaningful way to receive other payment.

Hopefully if you are reading this, you have some idea what kind of stories I like and stuff I like in general, so you won't go, "can you have my rainbow-fur cuntboy teenage housecat with bat wings wear a diaper?" No offense meant to people who like those things, I'm just not likely to say yes to that kind of idea and if I did I'm not likely to do a great job and you will spend money on something and be upset.

I could write up some sort of Not-Yet-Frequently-Asked-Questions but it's a work morning and I just woke up.