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Look At The Maths On That
17 years ago
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They say the average person has sex 2580 times during their life.
Statistically, that means I'm going to live to be 97,552 years old.
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They say the average person has sex 2580 times during their life.
Statistically, that means I'm going to live to be 97,552 years old.
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I get neither.
Fucking typical.
I can't help feeling resentment to those that are "evening the balance" so to speak, of all the guys that don't have sex in months. Those guys that're way above average. There's only so much sex in the world, and they're taking more than their fair share of it.
For the first nine months of your life, your cock was inside your mother's womb.
In your case, and only your case, that counts as sex. Sorry.
It only counts as one time though.
Lost your virginity before you were even born. Crushing.
Neither do women.
Well, I get plenty of lies, just no lays.
Now how do I go from bein' eccentric, to average, please?
Try not to have sex every four hours.
You always reply to everything I submit on FA. While that's fantastic, and I appreciate it hugely, and it's just about the only thing that keeps me bothering to draw and submit (really, knowing that at least one person will see it helps a lot) - if you put half the effort that you put into commenting on worthless rubbish like mine, you put that effort into finding some sex, chances are you'd only have sex once a day... for 15 hours at a time.
Then again, I live in a desert hell, filled with drug addicts.
And I'm not exactly a 'people person', outside of my job, lol.
Solitude is just a horrible bonus, in my case.
Not necessarily, but I doubt I'd turn anyone down.
Come 'round my house. Cum round my face.
I thought you were in my Windows Live Messenger contacs.
It's Canis, not Canius.
You can still come around,
you're all basically made of the same stuff when you go through the blender anyway.
ewww