One nurse maid to look after feeble minded ol' Zebracorn... Must be willing to... feed, wash and generally look after (Keep him from hurting himself by trying to do things he's not able to do anymore) Sluttiness a plus... Free room and board... and all the hole ya can pound...

Ya know when I was younger, a old fella once told me that... "If ya live long enough all yer past sins will catch up with ya." Being young dumb and fulla cum I didn't pay him much heed... but now I'm living proof Hahah Don'tcha just love Irony