I need to cut them up and cover the corners of the furniture to childproof my apartment. No, I'm not pregnant. I'm needing to childproof the house cause I keep breaking myself on the furniture.

Mostly the futon. Round one with the futon and I drop it on my foot while moving furniture. Fractured my big toe.
Round two: this morning. The legs extend out the backside of the futon about 7 inches and they blend with the carpet when lights are off. So i smashed my foot into it this morning. I took stubbing my toe to a whole new level and managed to detach the ligament in my second to last toe.

I've done this before on the same foot, but with all toes.

So anyways, anyone who wants to donate pool noodles or nerf foam? Hit me up. Before I kill myself on the chair or something.