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epic fail aka the V-day meme You were warned like the others
17 years ago
General
1. Are you single or taken?
What's the number less then 2?. . . one. . single. . . yyyeeeah.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
*waves hand* You did not see the box of Sees disappear from your counter. . . .
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Hide and loathe it like every other year.
4.Do you like anyone?
Define "like" in this crazy world we live in.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Umm. . . no . .. no. . . .and oh wait . . .no.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
As the teacher from Zim gracious pointed out,"Dreams are enevitably destined to fail. . . "
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Considering I have a sort of. . .dislike for it. . . you tell me.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Depends on if they're not playing head games or not. . .
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Doesn't one have to be in love to write a love letter to begin with?
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
If I still did. . . probably wouldn't be enought to scrape off with the pavement with a chisle.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Single carnation and v-day hearts candy.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Didn't we do this in grade school until like 6th grade?
13. Do you like candy hearts?
They're crunchy and sweet. so yeah.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
See question #3. . . give you a perfect answer if so.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
PDA? Pink Devious Aardvarks?
17. How is your love life?
Let me check back to the Prezoic Era and I'll get back to you.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Those who do dump on such a day should have their flesh seared off slowly in the hottest fires for such a decrepid and vile act.
19. How many roses would you want?
Dunno. . . how many you willing to give?
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Debating between laughing and thinking of something really nasty right now. . . .
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I'm Nucking Futs, what do you want?
What's the number less then 2?. . . one. . single. . . yyyeeeah.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
*waves hand* You did not see the box of Sees disappear from your counter. . . .
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Hide and loathe it like every other year.
4.Do you like anyone?
Define "like" in this crazy world we live in.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Umm. . . no . .. no. . . .and oh wait . . .no.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
As the teacher from Zim gracious pointed out,"Dreams are enevitably destined to fail. . . "
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Considering I have a sort of. . .dislike for it. . . you tell me.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Depends on if they're not playing head games or not. . .
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Doesn't one have to be in love to write a love letter to begin with?
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
If I still did. . . probably wouldn't be enought to scrape off with the pavement with a chisle.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Single carnation and v-day hearts candy.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Didn't we do this in grade school until like 6th grade?
13. Do you like candy hearts?
They're crunchy and sweet. so yeah.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
See question #3. . . give you a perfect answer if so.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
PDA? Pink Devious Aardvarks?
17. How is your love life?
Let me check back to the Prezoic Era and I'll get back to you.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Those who do dump on such a day should have their flesh seared off slowly in the hottest fires for such a decrepid and vile act.
19. How many roses would you want?
Dunno. . . how many you willing to give?
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Debating between laughing and thinking of something really nasty right now. . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
I'm Nucking Futs, what do you want?
