1. Are you single or taken?
Shut the fuck up.

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Neither.

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Never have. Never will. I hate this day with all my heart.

4.Do you like anyone?
No.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
I don't think you could really call it dating.

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
No.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No. I hate this day.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
No.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
No.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Cupid can go fuck himself.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
No.

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
No.

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Give me a real heart to eat. NOW.

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Yes. It also makes me a bitter hag for all of February.

16. How do you feel about PDA?
Every time I saw people making out in the halls in high school, I wanted to slam their heads into a locker until they died of head trauma.

17. How is your love life?
Love sucks. Life sucks. Therefore love + life = suck.

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.

19. How many roses would you want?
No.

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Doubt it.