Furries are silly derps.
11 years ago
(Don't be mad if you see a quote for yourself, I like you for being so derpy. <3)
"Will Wine let me run paid programs for free?"
"I'm into everything, and by that I mean [Random fetish]."
"But... How can [SFW fetish (EI; Soft Vore) not be sexual?]"
"Oh? So your from North Korea?"
(Asked after I told someone I was a Linux user.)
"Humans? Yuck!"
"Isn't Jinx a little old for humantales?"
"You're a witch?... Can you make me into my fursona?!?"
"Do you know any love spells?"
(Corny as it is, books like Harry Potter are right to say that love is stronger than magic. It won't brake any spells though.)
"That song just died of old age."
(She Blinded me With Science.)
*Dies*
(Same person after I showed them My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean.)
"I have no idea what you just said but it sounds so cool!"
That's all I can think of now but I'll let you know if I think of more.
Stay classy.
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*Hugs you*
DAMN>:CCCC
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disguisting filthy slobs
*buurp* DISGUSTING
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*awesomeface*
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That one sounds like a Black card in 'Cards Against Humanity' XD