Now just for a disclaimer I have nothing against the military U.S troops, I respect and admire them for their service to the US and for saving my black ass from being killed by a evil organization out to destroy all humanity.

That being said... I DO NOT WANT TO JOIN THE US MILITARY, navy, marines, or anything involving guns, violence, or a bunch of men crammed in a single bunker.

So please Recruits from these factions please, PLEASE do not come up to me after a long day of college, voice acting, and stress and try to recruit me!

Also I'm to any troops that I might have mentally scared with in this year alone....

I'm not held responsible for saying the following:

"Unless you're willing to drop your pants and give me the ride of your life"

"I like a man in uniform, but I like him better with out one"

"No I don't want to join your army, but you can join mine"

"What's green, dark green, and will be removed in 10 seconds?"

"I'll join when they let every single homo get married"

"I'll join, if you give me some hands on training *WINK WINK*"

"NO! DONT ASK DONT TELL!! Unless you ask me to strip tell me you want me!"

:T