Update: Sumo competition is another idea you can try.

Update: Forgot to mention it here but you can evolve into Ninetales by touching a provided fire stone or eating a fire stone turkey.

[b]Update: Talent Show and Fat Vulpix Games!

The large stage I am standing on will be available to you if you'd like to show your stuff tonight. Talent ideas don't have to be physical, of course. They can be talents like singing, belly jiggling, stuffing, eating large amounts of food, or loud belching. Anything you do will be appreciated.

Now, let's get on with the games on the field.

First up is Vulpix Bowling. One Vulpix lies down on a platform fixed to the huge mechanical sling shot. Another will control it via remote. Aim your round pudgy friend at the large bowling pins. Bowling balls, you might be able to control your angle very slightly, especially before you're even launched. Your position matters!

Fire Cake Chance Time. This game will involve choosing a chunk of fire cake to eat. The curse, or should I say blessing, will draw you to eat the fire cake your piece came from. Hopefully you got the cake you wanted! When you finish your cake (and if you've begun this game, you will), you'll see the name of your prize on the bottom of the cake.

Gourmet Race: I will confirm now what some of you may have suspected. Under my curse, exercising makes you fatter rather than thinner. This adds an extra layer of strategy, as you try to balance moving a little with eating a lot on your way to the goal. Works much like the Kirby Superstar game mode of the same name.

Weight Gain Contest: Does this even need a description? Get your weight and try to increase it more than your opponents.

Exercise Weight Gain Contest: Exercise to gain as much weight as you can. No food in this contest. I don't see this one being popular, but I mention it to be on the safe side.

Rolling Competition: One Vulpix roles another down a slide for the farthest distance possible.

Any ideas of your own for a fatty contest? Please let me know.

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Update: The fire cakes!

Pictured here: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3b4RYdIUAAP1hw.jpg

Fire cakes are warm, fattening, and big. At 1.5 feet or taller, you can hug them as you dig in. Part of the curse is having the appetite to eat at least one of these for dessert.

They contain red gummies, a favorite of fire type Pokémon. The cakes will make any Vulpix warm and happy, fueling the fire within and making the coat shine.

But most of all, I've made sure to curse these cakes. Once you get a taste of one, you will find yourself unable to stop eating, even if you wanted to. And if you carelessly lick a 30 foot tall fire cake after already filling up on the turkeys, stuffing, pizzas, and many other foods, you may desperately want to stop. But you won't be able to.

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So I made this tweet Monday morning at work cursing everyone to be a fat Vulpix, and it exploded into popularity. There's art, and people even made icons from the art  congruentpartisan drew.

Now, all of you who read this are also fat Vulpix.

Here's the deal, you don't have to have a twitter to partake in it, nor do you need and FA, but you will need at least one of those. An FA will have the most possibility, probably.

What I'm going to do is have a group story/RP. In the comments section, we'll all make posts telling about interactions. The party starts in a large soccer field because we don't know much guests could grow, and one guest is already big on his own. A macro I believe.

This journal will update as more information is revealed. But for now, you may decide to show up the night before and have some before-the-day snacks with me. Stay tuned for more.

On twitter, the tags are FVTFeast and FatVulpixThanksgiving.