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Skype Bot Meme
11 years ago
Not really a Meme, but 
Skimike did it with humerous effect, I'll show you my version.
[10:35:59 PM] monster.queen5: are you online?
(I thought it might've been someone from f-list that was too shy to approach me there. Clearly they are not a bot, right???)
[10:36:20 PM] Shadow: hello
[10:36:49 PM] monster queen: hi there im amanda, i was just browsing the skype directory and ur account looked cool
[10:38:57 PM] Shadow: Thanks, I'm wanted for warcrimes in venezuela.
[10:39:29 PM] monster queen: i just graduated from university this year in fashion design, can i ask u a question?
[10:40:14 PM] Shadow: You already did! No more questions!
[10:40:50 PM] monster queen: r u more of a tits or a booty lover? lol, i'm doin some research for a model show i got approaching ;)
[10:41:08 PM] Shadow: I like looking at a woman's breasts always.
(like Skimike I'm a breast man)
[10:41:37 PM] monster queen: very nice, i want more ideas for my new outfit i was considerin i'll go with some booty shorts and heels, what do you think? hehe
[10:44:46 PM] Shadow: I think you should go with suspenders over your breasts and no top, use the straps to hide your nipples.
[10:45:18 PM] monster queen: everytime I talk about sexy things, it's makin me hot! omg, do u wanna c sum of my outfits?
[10:50:38 PM] Shadow: Do I want your outfit scum? ABSOLUTELY!
(who doesn't want the STD ridden, dried scum from a porno outfit?)
[10:51:09 PM] monster queen: okay im wearin these short boy shorts on they make my booty look nice :) let me show u
[11:07:08 PM] Shadow: Okay, waiting for you to send me the file or link.
[11:07:30 PM] monster queen: ok, i turned on my cam cam with me here http://goo.gl/AwkYcW
[11:08:08 PM] Shadow: You can activate a webcam but you can't upload a photo? You poor thing.
[11:08:37 PM] monster queen: im so wet babe, im a paid user on this website, and i have a few free passes left! i just gave you one!
[11:08:53 PM] Shadow: YOU DID? WHERE?! HOW!?
[11:08:59 PM] Shadow: I DEMAND YOU EXPLAIN THIS SORCERY!
[11:09:14 PM] Shadow: Also wet this time of year? You'll catch pneumonia!
[11:09:25 PM] monster queen: i think u need to put ur cc in, but i just gave u the free pass so u wont be charged unless u want their VIP service or something
[11:09:55 PM] Shadow: You don't know how to use dropbox or skype's webcam functionality? Are you a moron?
[11:10:26 PM] monster queen: im gonna go pretty up myself baby, send me ur username when u register so i know its u :)
[11:10:49 PM] Shadow: WAIT! I HAVE TO SHOVE A CARROT UP YOUR BUTT!
[11:10:53 PM] Shadow: PLEASE!
Sorry Skimike I waited too late to ask to shove a carrot in her butt.
Skimike did it with humerous effect, I'll show you my version.[10:35:59 PM] monster.queen5: are you online?
(I thought it might've been someone from f-list that was too shy to approach me there. Clearly they are not a bot, right???)
[10:36:20 PM] Shadow: hello
[10:36:49 PM] monster queen: hi there im amanda, i was just browsing the skype directory and ur account looked cool
[10:38:57 PM] Shadow: Thanks, I'm wanted for warcrimes in venezuela.
[10:39:29 PM] monster queen: i just graduated from university this year in fashion design, can i ask u a question?
[10:40:14 PM] Shadow: You already did! No more questions!
[10:40:50 PM] monster queen: r u more of a tits or a booty lover? lol, i'm doin some research for a model show i got approaching ;)
[10:41:08 PM] Shadow: I like looking at a woman's breasts always.
(like
Skimike I'm a breast man)[10:41:37 PM] monster queen: very nice, i want more ideas for my new outfit i was considerin i'll go with some booty shorts and heels, what do you think? hehe
[10:44:46 PM] Shadow: I think you should go with suspenders over your breasts and no top, use the straps to hide your nipples.
[10:45:18 PM] monster queen: everytime I talk about sexy things, it's makin me hot! omg, do u wanna c sum of my outfits?
[10:50:38 PM] Shadow: Do I want your outfit scum? ABSOLUTELY!
(who doesn't want the STD ridden, dried scum from a porno outfit?)
[10:51:09 PM] monster queen: okay im wearin these short boy shorts on they make my booty look nice :) let me show u
[11:07:08 PM] Shadow: Okay, waiting for you to send me the file or link.
[11:07:30 PM] monster queen: ok, i turned on my cam cam with me here http://goo.gl/AwkYcW
[11:08:08 PM] Shadow: You can activate a webcam but you can't upload a photo? You poor thing.
[11:08:37 PM] monster queen: im so wet babe, im a paid user on this website, and i have a few free passes left! i just gave you one!
[11:08:53 PM] Shadow: YOU DID? WHERE?! HOW!?
[11:08:59 PM] Shadow: I DEMAND YOU EXPLAIN THIS SORCERY!
[11:09:14 PM] Shadow: Also wet this time of year? You'll catch pneumonia!
[11:09:25 PM] monster queen: i think u need to put ur cc in, but i just gave u the free pass so u wont be charged unless u want their VIP service or something
[11:09:55 PM] Shadow: You don't know how to use dropbox or skype's webcam functionality? Are you a moron?
[11:10:26 PM] monster queen: im gonna go pretty up myself baby, send me ur username when u register so i know its u :)
[11:10:49 PM] Shadow: WAIT! I HAVE TO SHOVE A CARROT UP YOUR BUTT!
[11:10:53 PM] Shadow: PLEASE!
Sorry
Skimike I waited too late to ask to shove a carrot in her butt.
Wait a minute... Are you muscling in on my net ho?! But she said I was the only one for her. I mean, sure, there were 17,254 guys before me, but she assured me that I was gonna be the one she stuck with this time, fo sho!
Enjoy the whirlwind romance while it lasts. Before you know it, she'll be all over the next guy for his CC info.
That tramp. That harlot. Oh, wait, that's why I fell in love with her in the first place.
Funny enough, I got one on yahoo one time that wasn't strictly a bot. The best part was "you must be a virgin if you don't want to sign up" (more or less, that was ages ago so I don't remember the exact wording)