In the morning, there may be no more Jack my friends. The day of reckoning is upon us. The sales begin at walmart, and I'm working a shift to 11PM. It's going to be a nightmare of frightening proportion!

Luckily, my assistant and faithful allies  yaegashi and  ojikori shall be assisting me both on the job and in securing me a cheap xbox one.

If this is my last message, let it be known that I loved you all...wish me good luck