Between doing Badges and fursuit stuff both for myself and others, I think it's time for the obligatory tradition of a meme journal BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T LOVE WRITING THESE OUT LET'S BE REAL HERE.

Where are you staying?
IN THE CLOSE QUARTERS AT SANTAS MUTHAFUCKIN WORKSHOP (main hotel)

What day are you getting there?
FURSUIT FRIDAY AT NOON O CLOCK

How are you traveling?
ROADTRIIIIIP W  amixeduppuppy terminalfox& welnis? I think?

Who will you be rooming with?
 vexser ....wilhelm wulf (fa?!) and my poor little newfur friend Chris c:

How is the best way to find you?
I shouldn't be too hard to miss; either an otter or a small loud female looking human thing
Shout "OH SNAP" really loud for emergencies

Are there any panels events you might be attending?
I like dancing and stuff

What do you look like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVg8uov78I

Will you be suiting?
Imma be a little puppy otter

Do you do free art?
if u give me free things

Do you do trades?
If u trade with me for things

Do you do badges?
Not at the con!

What is your gender?
Beef
I look female but call me whatever; Snapback is a duderu

How tall are you?
Vertically Impaired

Can I talk to you?
I don't know, can you? Are you physically capable?

Can I touch you?
Well, do you think Jesus would touch me?
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO HUH

Can I visit your room?
Why can't I visit yours?

Can I buy you drinks?
If you buy me vanilla coke I will literally die, come back to life, and dramatically drink it and then smother you in thanks or draw you things

Can I give you stuff?
Well it is Christmas, BUT NO I AM SO OFFENDED WHEN PEOPLE WANNA GIVE ME GIFTS OUT OF KINDNESS JEEZE SO RUDE COUGHSARCASMCOUGH

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Just don't hug for more than 10 seconds if I'm hyper you might get caught in the crossfire IDK JUST DON'T BE WEIRD
be normal and hugs and cuddles WILL BE HAD YES

Are you nice?
Yah p much always super nice but I'm not the pope; I have my limits if you push too far

Do you have an artist table?
LOL no I'm too busy being belligerent and immature

Will you be going to parties?
What's it to ya... will YOU be going to parties???? I'll go where I'm invited! But don't expect me to bring you with me if it's close friends only!

Will you be performing?
My utter existence is a grand performance

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
idk shout "hEY SMAPBAK" or be creative or something

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
AT MIDWEST FURFEST DOING FURRY THINGS

What/where will you be eating?
food at the food place?

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
...why can't I come with you??? For real though if a friend group wanted you to join, THEY would invite YOU, not the other way around. Everyone should understand this.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
If I have one with me I would prefer to offer for you to look in it rather than you ask?

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
sure idgaf

Can I take your picture?
Take pictures of me doing weird things c:

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
BE A LITTLE PUPPY OTTER AND BE CUTE AND ROLL AROUND AND FURSUIT A LOT AND GIVE OUT GIFTS AND SEE FRIENDS AND MEET NEW FACES AND HAVE GOOD TIMES AND PROBABLY CRY A LOT WITH PEOPLE AND DANCE AND CONNECT AND RECONNECT AND STUFF.

Yep that sounds about right.

NOW WHO IS HYPED UP FOR THIS FISHIZZLE