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TMI Sex Questions: NSFW
11 years ago
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malware because I thought this would be fun :3
1 Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer: All of the above? Couch is best though
2 Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: It was great... for the most part
3 A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Jessica Rabbit
4 Something that never fails to make you horny: Neck kisses.
5 Where is one place you would never have sex: In a funeral home?
6 The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: Having my partner's little brother and friend in the next room and them doing Mortal Kombat quotes like "Finish Her!" and "Fatality!"
7 Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: There's been a few things
8.Top or bottom?: Top
9. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My stash of hentai
10: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Teytoes. Sounds weird but I love it
11. Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes
12: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Never used a food.
13: One sexual thing you would never do: Hardcore BDSM. I like being rough but I can't leave bruises
14: Biggest turn on: Asses, breasts and moans.
15: Worst possible time to get horny: At dinner....
16: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Fuck yes.
17: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Too many to list
18: How much fapping is too much fapping: There's no such thing.
19: Best sexual complement you ever got: Hahaha ummm "You have a beautiful cock"
20: What your favorite part of your body: My eyes
21: What do you wear to bed? Pj bottoms or boxers. Sometimes commando
22: When was the first time you masturbated: When I was 12 or 13
21: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?: Ummm yeah... a few
22: Have/would you ever have sex outside?: Yes
23: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?: I have...
24: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?: Maybe
25: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?: Always had this fantasy of having sex in the dark with glow in the dark body paint with either Wasp by Motionless In White or Alone I Break by Korn playing in the background
26: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?: Luckily no
27: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?: Yes please
28: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?: I wouldn't mind it
29: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?: Nope.
30: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?): Nope
31: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?: Yep
32: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?: Would depend on what they wanted me to get surgery on
33: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?: Porn star unless I was working in a high class brothel
34: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?: I don't really remember my last kiss
35: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Prolly not ahah, Mom likes to pester me.
36: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Not when everyone is home.
37: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?: Been there done that
38: Booty or Boobs? Boobs... no booty... no boobs... booty? Can I pick both?
39: If you had a penis, what would you name it?: His name is King Mathias, Lord of the Seven Seas and Ruler of Federol.... jk I haven't named mine
40: Have you ever been on an official date? Yep :D
41: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?): I have always been dumped and cheated on....
malware because I thought this would be fun :31 Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer: All of the above? Couch is best though
2 Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: It was great... for the most part
3 A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Jessica Rabbit
4 Something that never fails to make you horny: Neck kisses.
5 Where is one place you would never have sex: In a funeral home?
6 The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: Having my partner's little brother and friend in the next room and them doing Mortal Kombat quotes like "Finish Her!" and "Fatality!"
7 Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: There's been a few things
8.Top or bottom?: Top
9. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My stash of hentai
10: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Teytoes. Sounds weird but I love it
11. Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes
12: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Never used a food.
13: One sexual thing you would never do: Hardcore BDSM. I like being rough but I can't leave bruises
14: Biggest turn on: Asses, breasts and moans.
15: Worst possible time to get horny: At dinner....
16: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Fuck yes.
17: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Too many to list
18: How much fapping is too much fapping: There's no such thing.
19: Best sexual complement you ever got: Hahaha ummm "You have a beautiful cock"
20: What your favorite part of your body: My eyes
21: What do you wear to bed? Pj bottoms or boxers. Sometimes commando
22: When was the first time you masturbated: When I was 12 or 13
21: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?: Ummm yeah... a few
22: Have/would you ever have sex outside?: Yes
23: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?: I have...
24: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?: Maybe
25: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?: Always had this fantasy of having sex in the dark with glow in the dark body paint with either Wasp by Motionless In White or Alone I Break by Korn playing in the background
26: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?: Luckily no
27: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?: Yes please
28: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?: I wouldn't mind it
29: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?: Nope.
30: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?): Nope
31: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?: Yep
32: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?: Would depend on what they wanted me to get surgery on
33: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?: Porn star unless I was working in a high class brothel
34: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?: I don't really remember my last kiss
35: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Prolly not ahah, Mom likes to pester me.
36: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Not when everyone is home.
37: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?: Been there done that
38: Booty or Boobs? Boobs... no booty... no boobs... booty? Can I pick both?
39: If you had a penis, what would you name it?: His name is King Mathias, Lord of the Seven Seas and Ruler of Federol.... jk I haven't named mine
40: Have you ever been on an official date? Yep :D
41: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?): I have always been dumped and cheated on....
