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10 years ago
BRITISH
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell".
[] Fish and chips are yummy. (I think they hate that too... I'll have to ask.)
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer!
2
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie. (Its bbq but ok)
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned. (natural tan)
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
2
ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (brown and aquamarine. (Yes, that is a real eye colour.))
[] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under (5’7¾”) (Just missed it.)
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[] You talk with your hands. (I don't think they do it the same way...)
1
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr (That's rude...)
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally. (Faster than that guy reading the side effects.)
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
2
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You don't get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian.
[] You love listening to techno
0
POLISH
[] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[X] People randomly call you their best friend. (Friend, king.queen, even god. (No, that's not a joke. (No, I don't have a cult, they where kidding.)))
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
1
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper. (At times)
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (Aquamarine.)
[X] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland. (If it's in the UE I have the blood.)
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
3
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
1
GERMAN
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German
[X]You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany (Why do only they get this?)
3
CANADIAN
[X] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[X] You say eh. (They headily ever say that but it gets used all the time in the US...)
[X] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
4
FRENCH
[X] You like French toast. (IT'S NOT EVEN FRENCH!!!)
[] You love wine.
[] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[X] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (So many other places that works...)
3
AMERICAN
[] You like fast food.
[X] You call football football and soccer soccer (Oh haha, real funny.)
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island (Only a few of us can do that...)
[X] You watch way too much TV (Does YT count?... I'm going to count YT.)
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[X] You have a dog (My wolfy counts!)
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died (Good residence.)
3
NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[X] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[X] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[X] Fish is a huge part of your diet. (Or will be.)
[] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[] You know how to fish or have fished before.
[X] You like/know if Katzenjammer.
4
BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries. (Isn't that the US?...)
[] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian. (No, it's Czech.)
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[]You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (I have no idea if they do and I don't care.)
[] You drive/own a French or German car. (Still US I think...)
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
2
DUTCH
[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[X] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
4
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. -
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[X] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
1
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell".
[] Fish and chips are yummy. (I think they hate that too... I'll have to ask.)
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer!
2
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie. (Its bbq but ok)
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned. (natural tan)
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
2
ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (brown and aquamarine. (Yes, that is a real eye colour.))
[] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under (5’7¾”) (Just missed it.)
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[] You talk with your hands. (I don't think they do it the same way...)
1
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr (That's rude...)
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally. (Faster than that guy reading the side effects.)
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
2
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You don't get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian.
[] You love listening to techno
0
POLISH
[] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[X] People randomly call you their best friend. (Friend, king.queen, even god. (No, that's not a joke. (No, I don't have a cult, they where kidding.)))
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
1
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper. (At times)
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes. (Aquamarine.)
[X] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland. (If it's in the UE I have the blood.)
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
3
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
1
GERMAN
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German
[X]You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany (Why do only they get this?)
3
CANADIAN
[X] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[X] You say eh. (They headily ever say that but it gets used all the time in the US...)
[X] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
4
FRENCH
[X] You like French toast. (IT'S NOT EVEN FRENCH!!!)
[] You love wine.
[] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[X] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (So many other places that works...)
3
AMERICAN
[] You like fast food.
[X] You call football football and soccer soccer (Oh haha, real funny.)
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island (Only a few of us can do that...)
[X] You watch way too much TV (Does YT count?... I'm going to count YT.)
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[X] You have a dog (My wolfy counts!)
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died (Good residence.)
3
NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[X] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[X] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[X] Fish is a huge part of your diet. (Or will be.)
[] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[] You know how to fish or have fished before.
[X] You like/know if Katzenjammer.
4
BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries. (Isn't that the US?...)
[] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian. (No, it's Czech.)
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[]You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (I have no idea if they do and I don't care.)
[] You drive/own a French or German car. (Still US I think...)
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
2
DUTCH
[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[X] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
4
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. -
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[X] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
1
Well... I'll have to make a better one. 