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Discussion: Oh no! You've contracted a magical ailment...
11 years ago
Oh no! You’ve contracted a magical ailment! The ailment appears to be affecting your body as though you were a pony. Which type of ailment is it?
-Poll by Boardgamebrony (from: http://drawponies.deviantart.com/jo...../poll/4862088/)
1. (Magic Sneezes) Every time you sneeze, your head glows as though it were a unicorn horn and you randomly fire a projectile of ice, fire, lightning or rock out of your mouth.
2. (Hoofitis) Your hands and feet harden into hooves temporarily every now and then. You may be able to run faster barehooved no problem, though. I hear Aloe Vera helps ease the tension caused by it.
3. (Teleport Phobia) You fear randomly teleporting and with good reason. You sometimes randomly teleport anywhere in the world. Luckily, it’s always on solid ground. Unluckily, that ground may be a desert island.
4. (The Bucking Disease) Your legs sometimes feel restless, like you wanna kick outwards. If you do give in to the feeling, your kicks can take down walls, topple trees, and launch people fifty feet behind you.
5. (Morphilia) You gain the ability to change like a changeling…partially. You have a very strong desire to take on some traits of nearby creatures, adding them to your constantly growing mish-mashed form.
6. (Equine Friendship Bug) All ponies must be your friends. ALL OF THEM, even if they’re regular human-earth ponies who don’t talk. They will all be your pals! And for Equestrian ponies, they are ALL GOING TO LOVE YOU.
7. (Detonator Tick) Whenever exposed to magic or in its presence (whether you know or not), you have the sudden compulsion to randomly gesture at things, causing them to detonate. People and ponies better move…
8. (Time Blip) …whenever you’re around ponies, you tend to suddenly phase backward in time a few seconds, only to slightly change events before you end up moving forward. Of course, it only happens…
9. (Reverse Rider’s Sickness) You can’t walk or drive without feeling nauseous. You have to ride on top of a pony for your locomotion or feel sick while moving. The problem is finding a pony willing to do this often.
10. (Other) What kind of fantastical ailment do you think you’d have? They all seem to offer some sort of mini benefit, depending on your perspective and situation.
-Poll by Boardgamebrony (from: http://drawponies.deviantart.com/jo...../poll/4862088/)
1. (Magic Sneezes) Every time you sneeze, your head glows as though it were a unicorn horn and you randomly fire a projectile of ice, fire, lightning or rock out of your mouth.
2. (Hoofitis) Your hands and feet harden into hooves temporarily every now and then. You may be able to run faster barehooved no problem, though. I hear Aloe Vera helps ease the tension caused by it.
3. (Teleport Phobia) You fear randomly teleporting and with good reason. You sometimes randomly teleport anywhere in the world. Luckily, it’s always on solid ground. Unluckily, that ground may be a desert island.
4. (The Bucking Disease) Your legs sometimes feel restless, like you wanna kick outwards. If you do give in to the feeling, your kicks can take down walls, topple trees, and launch people fifty feet behind you.
5. (Morphilia) You gain the ability to change like a changeling…partially. You have a very strong desire to take on some traits of nearby creatures, adding them to your constantly growing mish-mashed form.
6. (Equine Friendship Bug) All ponies must be your friends. ALL OF THEM, even if they’re regular human-earth ponies who don’t talk. They will all be your pals! And for Equestrian ponies, they are ALL GOING TO LOVE YOU.
7. (Detonator Tick) Whenever exposed to magic or in its presence (whether you know or not), you have the sudden compulsion to randomly gesture at things, causing them to detonate. People and ponies better move…
8. (Time Blip) …whenever you’re around ponies, you tend to suddenly phase backward in time a few seconds, only to slightly change events before you end up moving forward. Of course, it only happens…
9. (Reverse Rider’s Sickness) You can’t walk or drive without feeling nauseous. You have to ride on top of a pony for your locomotion or feel sick while moving. The problem is finding a pony willing to do this often.
10. (Other) What kind of fantastical ailment do you think you’d have? They all seem to offer some sort of mini benefit, depending on your perspective and situation.
That sounds like a power I'd want to have anyway~
(#9 reminds me a bit of Natsu Dragneel from Fairy Tail...)
o_o