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11 years ago
I have decided to get everyone in on some fun and see what comes of it.
we all know that porns have super cheesy dialogue or at lease have the potential.... SO! I've decided to challenge you all to make up a short (or long if you prefer) sect of cheesy porn dialogue
here's an example:
nurse: it's time for me to check your pulse, dear
patient: but nurse, that's not where my heart is!
nurse: are you sure *squeezes* i can feel something pulsing
patient: *grunts and groans*
nurse: oh i didn't mean to hurt you, why don't i kiss it to make it all better
patient: *gasp* that's... a long kiss!
NOW YOU TRY 8D
we all know that porns have super cheesy dialogue or at lease have the potential.... SO! I've decided to challenge you all to make up a short (or long if you prefer) sect of cheesy porn dialogue
here's an example:
nurse: it's time for me to check your pulse, dear
patient: but nurse, that's not where my heart is!
nurse: are you sure *squeezes* i can feel something pulsing
patient: *grunts and groans*
nurse: oh i didn't mean to hurt you, why don't i kiss it to make it all better
patient: *gasp* that's... a long kiss!
NOW YOU TRY 8D
*film clicks on, hot doctor comes in*
....
Doc: What seems to be the matter, sir?
Patient: Oh, doc, I think I hurt myself in the groin...can you check it out?
Doc: *pulls his pants down* Oh my! You have some serious swelling down there....
Patient: Is it bad, Doc? Is there anything you could do?
Doc: Yes, I'll have to relieve the swelling, orally, it's the ONLY way,
....and we may even need to bring in a couple of my nurses.
Eh, sometimes cheezy dialogue can ruin an otherwise sensual scene
Its even worse when its all over adult submissions though.
Its just like....ITS 'BAD' ENOUGH WE'RE LOOKING AT IT...NO NEED TO ADD TO IT WITH A CORNY TITLE OR EQUALLY CORNY INFO
/ sets his two cents on the table
I'm JUST...SAIYAN
My favorite came from the "Bawdy 70s Hospital" skit from a BBC show called "That Mitchel and Webb Look."
Male doctor with male patient:
Doctor (holds syringe): Now, you might feel a small prick.
Patient: Wouldn't be the first...
Doctor: Brace yourself, I'm going to give you one right in the posterior.
Patient: I should be so lucky. Is this your first time? I hope you know where you're sticking that thing.
Doctor: Don't worry, it isn't hard.
Patient: Oh, speak for yourself.
Check it out, the performances are fantastic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6bOr5VWo5Y