Why do you write such awesome things? D:

They are like drugs!

Because it makes me feel like the Santa Claus of porn, because I know somewhere, and sometime, someone is fapping while reading one of my stories.

Also! gonna edit it in, you can also ask any of my characters questions and I'll answer as them!

OK then this goes to both Zevon and Terra:
What has been your most epic quest so far, naughty or not.?

Zevon: "Heh, well that would be just recently actually! back when the war with Garrosh first began on Pandaria I was sent on a assassination mission. apparently Garrosh himself was visiting a horde outpost to ensure everything was going well, I spent three days laying under a pile of foul smelling undergrowth watching for him. when I finally seen him, he entered a building alone so I struck." he gives a sheepish grin. "Damn magic though, fought through the outpost toward the building, burst in only to discover he went back to Orgrimmar through a portal in the building. had to flee the outpost with five dozen soldiers on my tail."

Terra: She gives a big grin. "Most epic adventure pup? that would be back in the good old days, 40 people working side by side to triumph over the most powerful being in existence!" she then crossed her arms. "Well actually it was more so 20 people working together, and 20 subpar mouthbreathers, or afkers leeching for loot." she spits on the ground. "Also punching Ragnaros in the face."

These stories sure sound interesting.
A fleeing warrior and an old lady talking of old war stories.

*shifts to travel form and runs for his damn live*

Can't let out all the juicy stories. :D

Are you much of a drinker?

This directed toward Rend or myself? I'll answer both just to be safe. :3 as for me I've only drank once, ever. neeeeevvveeeerrrrr again.

Rend: he leans back in his large armchair, a grim look on his face. "A quick look at my livingroom would answer that, alcoholic."