Vermin, how are things between you and Miracle?

"Well...erm...I've been looking at rings...saving my money...It may take a while, but I believe in our love."

That's good to know. Do you two ever get stares from people?

"Yeah, pretty inevitable, considering how banged up I am. We get a few smart remarks, too, but then Erin usually 'accidentally' whacks them with her cane."

That's good she does that.

How are things at the junkyard?

"Business is still running well. Largely thanks to Cash Tankerson. We get roughly one squad car a week, thanks to his clumsiness and trigger-happiness. We get even more whenever a supervillain makes a big move."

Which is good to hear.

Shuck, which branch are you at?

"Branch? I'm afraid you are mistaken. I am not, and hopefully, will not be, registered. Not even a half-fae should make promises he may one day break."

I stand corrected, you have a girlfriend out there somewhere?

Is there someone you don't mind being with?

"Sadly, no. I would be very pleased to someday find a woman who would be willing to share my secret, and my love. I considered Sylvia for a while, but though we are good friends, we are definitely not suited to living together."

Understandable, what city or town do you like to retire to someday?

"Think I might consider going back to England. It's rather nice over there, and I'll be able to speak with Father more directly. But, I was born and raised in Colmaton. If I am never forced to reveal my identity, I might stay here."

In Colmaton, they don't force people to reveal their identity, unless they were criminals.

"True, but those of unsavory character might find a way to force me back to my mortal form. That would be just as damaging."

Ah yeah, true on that. How many adventures had you had on your own?

"A few. Mostly rescuing those who find themselves ambushed in the streets. An occasional run-in with those mannequins used by Lilith. Not much noteworthy."

Ah I see.

Persepolis, made any acquaintances in Colmaton yet?

"'Fraid not, hun. But I always love meeting new people."

Ah I see, what would be your impressions of the BOS stationed there?

"Hun, I can't bother with the BOS. You really think they want a porn star on their roster? Way to restrictive, though they definitely have their share of hotties."

From what I've been told, they've got a ex-escort on their roster.

"Key word, Ex. Besides, my powers are especially powered by...mmm...carnal energy. Plus there are my overwhelming needs to mate occasionally. Not exactly the best thing for their reputation."

But I see your point, what about Lady Liberty and the unregistered population, what is your view of them?

"Haven't had the pleasure of running into them. Wouldn't mind "running into" some of them...mmm...ahem, anyway, they seem kind enough, but I'm not sure what they would think of my passionate nature."

Your passionate nature, well then, you got to take the initiative to meet them, I'm sure they'll come to understand you.

So how do you relax?

"You mean aside from sex? HAhahaha...I'm kidding. Kind of. Well, I've always loved going to the beaches, watching soap operas, reading those trashy paperback romance novels...they're so BAD, I just have to laugh."

Hey, you do what you have to do.

Is there any super you like to...you know like to ply your passions to without any troubles?

"Not yet, hun. But I've always got an eye out. I've heard Pirate Queen has the same problem..."

She does.

Dead Reckoning, how do you make your income?

"I get a stipend from the Wyrd Watchers, dependin' on what jobs I finished. But I also make ends meet by pickin' and scrappin'. Amazin' what junk people will just shove in a barn and forget..."

No kidding, good way to get make some money.

Who would you like to meet among the supers?

"Well, I've already run into Inquisitor. We help each other with jobs, and try to keep an eye on that nut Schism. Guy's more trouble than a sack full of gnomes. But I'd really like to run into a lady who wouldn't mind my...inexperience with the fairer sex."

Ah okay.

Raindance, have you ever made any progress in securing identity papers (birth certificate, SSN, etc)?

"These are things I don't want or need,
If I act like a nut, they don't pay me much heed! Hehehehehe!"

Philosopher: Where are you living these days?

"Colmaton. I keep my cover as a feng shui consultant. And I make myself a complete opposite of my true self: obnoxious jokes and even more obnoxious neckties. it is a good thing I have centuries of training, otherwise I would cringe whenever I tell the one about the monkey, the ox, and the rice field."

To everybody except Raindance:

Two questions....

1)What would be the initial impression if you heard and saw on the news that Ranger> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12914160/ and http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13008237/ had committed a MASS MURDER?

and in relation to question 1

2)How would you feel if you were ORDERED to "TERMINATE" her and would you do it?

Dead Reckoning: "Kid, I grow up in a business where you have sit-downs with beasties that everyone would have you believe are soulless monsters that you need to blast, burn, impale, and generally destroy the moment you lay eyes on them. So I don't believe too much."

Erinyes: "I don't kill. If I look her in the eyes, that should be enough."

Vermin: "As if I have anything that would be able to kill her? Seriously, the best I could probably do is piss her off."

Son of Shuck: "I do not take orders. Besides, I can sense such sins. If she can swear to me that she did no such thing, that would be enough."

Persepolis: "Terminate? Hmm, I'd prefer to "delay" her. In the bedroom. Several times."

Erinyes: Are you looking forward to working for Mad Science Inc.? And what in particular?

Well, it will be nice to be with civilians that don't view my heritage as an anathema or an impossibility. And it will give me a better social life than being a groundskeeper at the church.

for the heroes: do you think you will find any value from MSI products?

Erinyes: "Well, a more robust costume and whip will be quite helpful. Likewise with something that will help avert my Gaze of Retribution."

Persepolis: "Well, some of the naughtier products will be fun!"

Dead Reckoning: "Don't think I can afford anything much."

Vermin: "Me neither."

The Philosopher: "I do not require any of your products, though I appreciate the work you are doing"

Son of Shuck: "Likewise."

Raindance is too busy pushing all the buttons on elevators and then darting out again to answer.