Hehe
When you say merry christmas, i think of greedy relatives singing horribly on the karoake machine.
Well Merry Christmas then!

>< *offers you your gift early: a high-priced wireless headset*

Mm I was looking around for two people to gift stories to but instead i did a raffle.
No one showed up.
Soninstead im doing a christmas story! NSFW cause skype buddies wanted something special
Be on the look out if you can!

! S-Sure!

Okay, first off, can I claim to be offended and just remove the barbed wire from the Thor?

Second, I thought this was one of those anti "Happy Hollidays" journals, for those who insist on using that PC phrase to avoid potentially offending others.

Third, when I hear X-Mas, I think of Fry, Leela and Bender taking on Robot Santa Claus in New New York City.

And lastly, you got this Housepets book as a free gift and yet it sounds like you not only don't want it, but Hate it?
Why?
I get that it's strange to suddenly receive a gift in the mail, but as long as it's not hateful or like a flaming bag of poop, then I don't see the problem.
If you don't like/want it, give it to some furry that would!
Spread some joy and cheer this season and make somefur's christmas more merry. ^_^

...*gives you wire cutter for the Thor dildo*

No it's not one of those...or at least I tried to make it so. I'm just sick and tired of people looking at me like I just committed murder when I say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays". I mean if I said that to someone and they respond with "Happy Hanukkah(Chanukah)" instead, I wouldn't think "FILTHY HEATHEN!" I'd just say "Ohh, okay Christmas isn't your thing. Happy Hanukkah(Chanukah) then! "

Futurama! I nearly forgot about it ...I miss that series. Ended too quick! At least...1 or 2 more seasons please!

As for the gift, I don't know why I freaked out about the package. Usually someone asks/tells about sending mail and there's no return address scared me. And I don't have anything against Housepets, I just can't get into it. And re-gifting it, I'd feel like a bitch. Someone sent me something, still don't know who, for the holiday thought and from the goodness of their heart and I'm giving it away? I know, I'm complicated but it's just how I am (I'm starting to think I have a OCD condition that I don't know about). Whoever sent it though, I DO want to thank them for thinking about me.

*just gives you a brand-new, candy-cane printed Thor dildo*

Thank You! I shall cherish it greatly! (among other things) ^_^

I feel the same way when it comes to the greetings.
I would randomly wish others Happy 8th day of Hannukah! today, who cares if you celebrate it or not!
(wish I knew what day Festivus was held on...)
Futurama had an interesting, but great run!
Between it's Fox run, the 4 movies and the Comedy Central run (where it still airs reruns) it had a long run with a great conclusion!
The Simpsons crossover was fun, but yeah, wish it had been longer, like the Simpson Guy episode.
And don't set fire to the book okay? Hope you find out who sent it though~

Hear, hear!

Merry Christmas, Rai! :3 And no, it wasn't me who sent you that comic. lol I do late Xmas shopping, anyway.

Same to you hon *hugs* Merry Christmas!