Even with our blatant overcommercialization of a holiday that is now more about presents and trampling people over sales at Wally World, the holiday season is still very much a time of peace and togetherness. It even brought a war to a standstill. With that in mind, I want to take this opportunity to wish everyone a very safe and merry Christmas, and happy holidays. It really is a great time of the year, full of colorful lights, hot cocoa, stylish sweaters, cozy fireplaces and timeless music and TV specials. Even miserable, bitter old cunts can't help but get the warm fuzzies,... Okay I forgot where I was going with this, but it was supposed to be really whimsical and stuff... and things... Erh, well, anyway, Merry Christmas and happy holidays!