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16 years ago
stolen from woogle
D00Ds!:
[ ] You woke up with a boner.
(does it count if i woke up with one NEXT to me?)
[X] Your taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT!
[X] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You were clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[X] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[X] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[X] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[X] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 9/24
Tits!:
[X] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[X] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[X] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You can cook and clean. (keyword CAN... probably "should" makes more sense in my case)
[X] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[X] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[X] Your mom told you about sex.
[X] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[X] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[X] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[X] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girl Score - 14/24
i am so girly.. but you know, i can lift stuff....
D00Ds!:
[ ] You woke up with a boner.
(does it count if i woke up with one NEXT to me?)
[X] Your taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT!
[X] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You were clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[X] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[X] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[X] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[X] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 9/24
Tits!:
[X] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[X] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[X] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You can cook and clean. (keyword CAN... probably "should" makes more sense in my case)
[X] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[X] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[X] Your mom told you about sex.
[X] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[X] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[X] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[X] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girl Score - 14/24
i am so girly.. but you know, i can lift stuff....
D00Ds!:
[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[ ] Your taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You were clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[X ] You like dinosaurs. (I DO, but I don't know as much about them as I used to)
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[X] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[X] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (I have lifted dogs up to 90lbs, I think that counts)
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 6/24
Tits!:
[X] You get a period.
[X ] People say your short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[X] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You can cook and clean. (Yes, I CAN...but..)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[X] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[X] Your mom told you about sex.
[X] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[X] You use tits to your advantage. (I have more Ass than tits)
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girl Score - 10/24
I only have one pair of shoes that I wear, and one pair that I wear formally.. I do need to get more shoes, but I don't *require* them.
OMG Dream I wake up with a boner next to me too :D "Oooh, what'do-we-have-here?" *peeks*