I was super bored, so I plugged this out over the course of an hour or so. It's awful, so enjoy! XD


[Mildly NSFW]


A furry Christmas.

On a cold winter's night,
The sound of sleigh bells pierced the air,
Something had taken flight,
With an abundance of animal hair.

It was on Christmas Day,
An artist was stressed,
As he drew lines on a sleigh,
To complete the porn as promised.

With a swig of coffee,
The artist frowned,
He had to draw pee,
For watersports he had allowed.

"I need to change my Terms of Service,"
As he set down his pen,
"I swear, after this,
Never, ever again."

But then with a crash,
A reindeer appeared,
It had a small pile of cash,
It let the artist know what it preferred.

"I need you to draw something,"
It said with a grin,
"I want you to sketch out a gangbang,
With Santa joining in."

The artist was speechless,
This was getting out of hand,
How did he get into this mess,
Maybe he would have had better luck staying with his band.

"Hey, you still with me?"
As the reindeer flicked the artist's ear,
"It would really make me happy,
If you could just focus here."

"I can't take you."
The artist said,
"I've got a long queue,"
And I'm currently not interested."

"I can pay you well!"
Responded the reindeer meekly,
"With the ring of a bell,
I can get all the money here quickly."

"What sort of character(s)?"
Said the artist in reply,
"Oh, it would be eight beefy reindeer(s),
Plus Santa and I."

"Cunt nuggets riding a monkey,"
Thought the artist to himself,
"I could really use the money,"
As he remembered his empty pantry shelf.

"Fifteen thousand per character,"
(With this, he could quit his job as a night clerk)
"It would be done in a year,
Not including rework."

"Done deal!"
The reindeer shouted with joy,
"That's less than the cost of Santa's evening meal,
He probably won't even notice this ploy!"

When the reindeer had gone the artist had a stack of cash in his hand,
Somehow, someway, he had pulled off this gambit,
Off all of what he was going to do today, this certainly was not planned,
With a smile, he got on his phone, called his boss and exclaimed, "I quit!"