Sometimes it sucks being single!!! Not in the way you might think, though. You walk in to a restaurant and they ask, "how many?" *looks around at my left and right* Clearly it's just me. So I tell them just me 😄 So they seat you out in the middle at the smallest table possible...right where everyone can give you those "oh you poor thing, you're so pathetic" looks. And then the restaurant staff embarrasses you further by taking away the "extra" silverware. *Ears droop, head bows down in shame*
Damn you single life!!!!