／人◕‿‿◕人＼ Contract? -- Dessy's Journal -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

／人◕‿‿◕人＼ Contract?

11 years ago General

I want you to form a contract with me.

221 Comments

CyrilPanda ~cyrilpanda

Musician

11 years ago

May I read the contract. I would like to read the contract.

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

It's a verbal contract. :3

CyrilPanda ~cyrilpanda

Musician

11 years ago

Then you should recite the contract to me! :3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

X3 Maybe later~<3

CyrilPanda ~cyrilpanda

Musician

11 years ago

Well then I'm sorry but I cannot accept this contract at present! ^w^

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Pretty pleeeaaase~? ;ω;

CyrilPanda ~cyrilpanda

Musician

11 years ago

I must know what I'm agreeing to!~

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

>ω< Whyyyy~?

CyrilPanda ~cyrilpanda

Musician

11 years ago

Because! I don't trust you ^w^

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Have I ever done anything to prevent you from trusting me? :C

CyrilPanda ~cyrilpanda

Musician

11 years ago

Ate a lot of people. Among other things :>

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Yeah but you of all people can't fault me for that! D:'

CyrilPanda ~cyrilpanda

Musician

11 years ago

I totally can, do you see me eating people? <:3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Yes. :3 Every time I think about you, that's pretty much all I can see~

CyrilPanda ~cyrilpanda

Musician

11 years ago

Pfff untrue <w<

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

How could you possibly know whether or not that's true?

Lumi ~ryodramon

Art Whore/Twitch Partner

11 years ago

You're not gonna steal my soul tho, right? ;o;

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Maybe just a little.

Lumi ~ryodramon

Art Whore/Twitch Partner

11 years ago

Oh my~

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Lumi ~ryodramon

Art Whore/Twitch Partner

11 years ago

I suppose you can take what you want cutie ;3

Servo The Husky ~servo117

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Need to read it to see I am not selling my soul

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

You people are all the same. I don't get it. Why do you people care so much where your souls are?

Anubislivess ~anubislivess

Anubian Donglord

11 years ago

Never! I know your game. Just want to eat things

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Curses! Foiled again!

Madam-Demonessa ~madam-demonessa

Part-time Pupper

11 years ago

what kind of contract?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I want you to form a contract with me and become magical girls! ...Or something like that anyway. No guarantees any contract I make is much like the original. l3

Madam-Demonessa ~madam-demonessa

Part-time Pupper

11 years ago

so be a magical girl then? Very well then

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Yesh. :3

Madam-Demonessa ~madam-demonessa

Part-time Pupper

11 years ago

Should you be wearing a sailor outfit?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

That would be pretty cute. :3

Madam-Demonessa ~madam-demonessa

Part-time Pupper

11 years ago

Do you have one?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I wish... :c

JeffrazorX ~jeffrazorx

Digital Artist

11 years ago

What the hay? O.O

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

XD Hmmm~?

whosdr ~whosdr

🦇🦇🦇Friend of bats🦇🦇🦇

11 years ago

I'll sign yours if you sign mine. >:D

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

What's yours? >o>

whosdr ~whosdr

🦇🦇🦇Friend of bats🦇🦇🦇

11 years ago

Something something all your blood, eternal soul, blah blah blah...You really don't need to read it too much.
So...deal?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

X3 <3 Sounds promising~

CInderzz ~cinderzz

Digital Artist

11 years ago

sureeeee!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

:D!!

CInderzz ~cinderzz

Digital Artist

11 years ago

what does it include?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

All kinds of fun things!

CInderzz ~cinderzz

Digital Artist

11 years ago

ooooo count me in xD

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Yaeyyy~ ^-^

CInderzz ~cinderzz

Digital Artist

11 years ago

*signs* ^w^

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

<333

CInderzz ~cinderzz

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Quintail ~quintail

Watcher

11 years ago

glasses on, time to read the fine print. X3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

>w>';;;

Quintail ~quintail

Watcher

11 years ago

I might sign anyyyywaaaaay~

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

<333

Quintail ~quintail

Watcher

11 years ago

I'll sign~

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

<333

Quintail ~quintail

Watcher

11 years ago

You never gave me any ink ·~·

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Blood will do~<3

Quintail ~quintail

Watcher

11 years ago

Oh my oh me, blood of thy: blood of thee?
Or...
Blood of me?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

l3 Yoursss

Quintail ~quintail

Watcher

11 years ago

Well then, I bite my thumb and sign with a flourish of my tail ^~^

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Yaeyyy~<3 ^.//.^ <33

Quintail ~quintail

Watcher

11 years ago

^///^ <3

gaomon2 ~gaomon2

Photographer

11 years ago

What does dressy want to do

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Nothin too naughty. You know me~

Shinespark ~thataccountyouknow

Writer

11 years ago

What am I agreeing to?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Pff what a silly question~ X3 Why would you even ask that?

Shinespark ~thataccountyouknow

Writer

11 years ago

Because I want to know what I will be doing. Eh, I'll sign.

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

<33333

Shinespark ~thataccountyouknow

Writer

11 years ago

Alright, what do you want me to do, as per the contract?

ZoruaboyRich ~zoruaboyrich

Art Whore

11 years ago

:l I can't read at all!

This contract is already unfair

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Sounds like the best kind of contract~

Taluthus ~taluthus

Nomsune, Hoodie Whore

11 years ago

Mhnnn I think you need to read my counter contract

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

One contract should be enough. :3 *wags* You'll seeee~ l3

Taluthus ~taluthus

Nomsune, Hoodie Whore

11 years ago

Laughs. I'm interested, are you planning on doing anything with this or is it just a silly random "you belong to me now" kinda journal XD

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

It's a reference, and not much besides that.

Taluthus ~taluthus

Nomsune, Hoodie Whore

11 years ago

Giggles. A contract, to ensure we are fed at least a small towns worth, daily!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I think I'd sign that no matter what the cost. X3

Taluthus ~taluthus

Nomsune, Hoodie Whore

11 years ago

Ditto! XD
Wags.
Did you get my email btw?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Haven't seen it yet but I'm sure I got it.

Taluthus ~taluthus

Nomsune, Hoodie Whore

11 years ago

Smirks. Its a goodun! Only one pic but yes, very muchly A hungry nagasune

Arcus_the_Red ~arcusthered

Watcher

11 years ago

I won't sign any contract that doesn't end in "If any of the parties participating in this contract is shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified."

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

D:' But that's wimpy...

Arcus_the_Red ~arcusthered

Watcher

11 years ago

Either that, or we form the contract with the assistance of a lawyer hired by me who is not being payed extra to cleverly word or skew the contract in my favor in any way whatsoever. Nope, completely legit!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I do not like that idea.

Richter Stormstrike ~thunderstrike23

darling dingus

11 years ago

o3o oh crap no. I've seen that show, I know where this goes <..<;; Uh-uh no waaaay

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

;ω; </3

Richter Stormstrike ~thunderstrike23

darling dingus

11 years ago

I'll gather others for the Contract though and watch the fun :3 IIIIII just won't make one

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

>w>

Richter Stormstrike ~thunderstrike23

darling dingus

11 years ago

Whaaat~? I just like to watch crazy stuff from a distance

x-saber ~x-saber

Watcher

11 years ago

Only if you make me look pretty.

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Ok. :3 *wags*

x-saber ~x-saber

Watcher

11 years ago

YAY KYUBE!!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

QB~ ^ω^ <3

x-saber ~x-saber

Watcher

11 years ago

Okay, that's adorable. <3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

^///^!!

x-saber ~x-saber

Watcher

11 years ago

^.^

HappyLuy ~happyluy

Herp derp.

11 years ago

FRIENDS?! :V

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

YES. :3

HappyLuy ~happyluy

Herp derp.

11 years ago

I'm serious about this, note me your Skype!

HappyLuy ~happyluy

Herp derp.

11 years ago

Psst!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Oh! X3 Must have missed this! It's Mr.Dessy with the name "Dessy (Desmond)"
It might take me a while to get to actually adding you tho. I'm not available on Skype much these days. :c Not recently anyway.

HappyLuy ~happyluy

Herp derp.

11 years ago

Awesome! ^-^ And don't worry about it, I'm patient! x3 My Skype is happyluy, if you hadn't already guessed! :u

Agron ~agron

Digital Artist

11 years ago

I dont even care-- JUST TAKE ME

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

<3 Now THAT'S more like it~ ^.///.^ <333

Agron ~agron

Digital Artist

11 years ago

-holds you tight-
You've brought this upon yourself Dessy. I can't resist your cuteness ;; and because of that--
_{I will never let you go}

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Goooood~ >;3 <33333

neopower ~neopower

Digital Artist

11 years ago

not falling for it! :v

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

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Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

No. The shirt is part of the contract.

Colin INC ~colin-tox

Polymorphic weirdo

11 years ago

I'm just ginger enough to not have a real soul, so uh... sure!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Hah! <333 X3 Nice...

Colin INC ~colin-tox

Polymorphic weirdo

11 years ago

So... what did I just agree to?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

You gotta watch Madoka Magica to find out!

Colin INC ~colin-tox

Polymorphic weirdo

11 years ago

I don't even know what that is!

Vikushu ~vikushu

Art Hoard

11 years ago

Hope it's not a blood pact...

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

It might be!

Vikushu ~vikushu

Art Hoard

11 years ago

If it has anything to do with your cute and fluffy body, then sure. *Hugs*

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

*blushes and hugs tight* ^.////.^

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Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I like your icon's hat. c:

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Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I know...and I loooove Teemo~<3

Seigi ~seigi

11 years ago

What does such a contract include? If it's loads of cv (and /not/ being killed from it) then sure. :P

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

HMMMMM you make a tempting offer~

Seigi ~seigi

11 years ago

*tempt tempt tempt!* :P

Vincent_Vontrap ~vincentvontrap

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

*puts on glasses* Ive read and made a counter contract please sign in the 153 places as indicated by the blue highlighter ^^

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

<33 X3 You nasty thing. Just give Kyubey your soul. :C

Vincent_Vontrap ~vincentvontrap

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Soul? That's what you are after? Oh honey sold that long ago for my gorgeous looks and skills XD

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

http://images.puella-magi.net/f/f4/.....20110503071155
How can you say no to a face like this? :c

Vincent_Vontrap ~vincentvontrap

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

easily I only respond to Dessy cute all other cute makes me want to kick something >P

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

;//; <333 You flatter me...

howemad ~howemad

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

hmmm *contemplating the contract but also wondering what it is*

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

o3o Look up Kyubey if you don't already know.

howemad ~howemad

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

X3 nah ill pass on the contract

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Whyyyy~?

howemad ~howemad

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

why should i sign it? 636

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Whynot? ^=^

howemad ~howemad

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

*points as if too give a counter argument but cant think of one and agrees*.....er..*sigh* ok i feel like im going to regret this but *shrugs*

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

;3 Heeheehee~<3

howemad ~howemad

Traditional Artist

11 years ago

;636

~Ammu~ ~~ammu~

PrOnStaR

11 years ago

how would this work?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

It wouldn't really.

~Ammu~ ~~ammu~

PrOnStaR

11 years ago

Kalkaph ~kalkaph

Art Whore

11 years ago

Is it a contract to make new friends? :D

Totally not eating foxes either right? >.>

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Eating foxes is one of my favourite pastimes. No contract required!

Nulizz ~nulizz

Watcher

11 years ago

Interesting o-o

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Do you like Kyubey? <3

Nulizz ~nulizz

Watcher

11 years ago

Maybeh :3c

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I think he's way cyoot~<3! ^.//.^

Nulizz ~nulizz

Watcher

11 years ago

Yeah, he's very cute X3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Kinda like you...<3

Nulizz ~nulizz

Watcher

11 years ago

Pssshh, I am not :v

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Don't lie to me! D: You so are, my dear old Nunoo! I've seen!

Nulizz ~nulizz

Watcher

11 years ago

There are no lies! D: It's truueeff in me eyes!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Nu. :3 <3 You cannot deny it!

Nulizz ~nulizz

Watcher

11 years ago

I shall dennnyy >~<

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

You aren't allowed!

Nulizz ~nulizz

Watcher

11 years ago

I am totally allowed my rights to deny! D:

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

That's not true. >3> You only have the right to be cute.

Ascende ~ascende

Watcher

11 years ago

What kind of contract are we talking about, hmmm?
Or at the very least sell me in why I should sign it!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

...Because I want you to! D:'

Ascende ~ascende

Watcher

11 years ago

Hmmm... Well that IS a good reason o:
Alright, you have convinced me! Where do I sign?

QuirkyKitty ~quirkykitty

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Lick me! Huggle me! Snuggle me! XD

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

*pets yoo instead*

Kaposa ~kaposa

Kaposa the Proot

11 years ago

o..o; *signs* \:D/

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Yaey~ ^-^ *hugs all on yoo*

Kaposa ~kaposa

Kaposa the Proot

11 years ago

*huggles the cutie back* :3

Jrogenshin ~jrogenshin

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

A contract? Of what I may presume? *suspicious look* >/(

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

D:' Uhm... One to grant you one wish!

Jrogenshin ~jrogenshin

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Ooooh! One wish?! :D *signs* I wish for you to sign MY contract :3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

O: Uhm... *signs*

Jrogenshin ~jrogenshin

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Great! Not only do I get to snuggle you, but you now have a free bust sketch :3 Once I am given a hug ^^

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

*hugglesnugs so tight* ^.///.^ <3!

Jrogenshin ~jrogenshin

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Congratulations! :D *hugs tightly*

Seindrache ~seindrache

Watcher

11 years ago

oooh does it involve fun adventures with Dessy with possibly tons of naughty things happening? :3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Naughty? Me? You must be thinking of someone else! ;P

Seindrache ~seindrache

Watcher

11 years ago

hehe how about we add naughty things to the contract then? :3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

X: Meep... Uhm. I think I'll pass!

Haloren ~ichiinu

Best Felk

11 years ago

*cue Dessy acquiring floating ear ring accessory...thingies.

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

That would be a really adorable cosplay. Maybe I'll get a pic of it next Halloween? QB Dessy? :3

Katojana ~katojana

Not for you to eat

11 years ago

what do i get out of it???

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

A wish!

Katojana ~katojana

Not for you to eat

11 years ago

Hmmmmmmmm
This looks awefully suspicious of kyubei method =3=

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Ermmm... >//>';; I- I don't know what you're talking about!

Katojana ~katojana

Not for you to eat

11 years ago

HMMMMM Suspicious!

duo1666 ~duo1666

Admirer of all the cuties

11 years ago

I wish that the contract is null and void. PARADOX GO

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

:V Paradoxen are fun.

duo1666 ~duo1666

Admirer of all the cuties

11 years ago

You will not take my soul, Incubator!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

But... :c It's for an important purpose!

duo1666 ~duo1666

Admirer of all the cuties

11 years ago

Thats what they all say, but i wont fall for your honesty! You lack emotion and can never understand us humans and our childish ways!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I... Can't argue with any of that! ^-^'

duo1666 ~duo1666

Admirer of all the cuties

11 years ago

*pokes at playfully* x3

I do love Madoka Magica, but they act so childish at times xD

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Yes. x.=.x

FurryFoxus ~furryfoxus

Fursuiter

11 years ago

Hug me when we meet again at Anthrocon.

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I definitely will!!!

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Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

A harmless agreement~ ^=^

CeleryDeer ~celerydeer

Art Whore

11 years ago

Being a furry is suffering

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Being a furry is love. Being a furry is life.

CeleryDeer ~celerydeer

Art Whore

11 years ago

This show is seriously the only anime I've both watched AND liked xD

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

D:' Whaaat? But there are many good ones!

CeleryDeer ~celerydeer

Art Whore

11 years ago

I bet, but I'm too busy for hundreds of episodes ;_;

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

There are many good short ones! FLCL, No Game No Life, Hellsong Ultimate, to name a few of my favourites~

PinkFudge ~pinkfudge

11 years ago

It depeeeeends o3o what is the contract about?

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Gotta watch the show to find out. O:

Glitch- ~glitch-

Digital Artist

11 years ago

I already have student loan repayments and a cell contract, what more can be taken from me?!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Besides your soul? O:

Glitch- ~glitch-

Digital Artist

11 years ago

But...

... I have no soul. 8|

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I expected you to say that. X3

Glitch- ~glitch-

Digital Artist

11 years ago

It is a very easy thing to say for a sassy, spirited lioness~ c:

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

For a sassy CUTE CUTIE*** you mean :3

Glitch- ~glitch-

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Psht, me cute? Yer kiddin'. Yoooou're the cutie~ <3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

x.//.x!! *still hasn't figured out how to react to people saying thaaat*

Glitch- ~glitch-

Digital Artist

11 years ago

You gotta add me on skype some time, ye adorable lil' fuzz~ my skype handle's on my userpage, if you wanna!

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I'm way behind on Skype, but surely I will eventually. ;3; I've just been so bizy. ;w;

Glitch- ~glitch-

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Is up to you whether you wanna or not, I've been busy, myself! Though... mostly with being dumb on Twitter and cooking~ x3

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

I want to. I just can't seem to get around to many of the things I'd like to...

Raeich ~raeich

Writer

11 years ago

*Signs without thinking twice, because there are no bad outcomes with Dessy.*

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

11 years ago

Yesss finally someone understands heehee~<3 ^-^

Trojaned ~trojaned

Photographer

10 years ago

Oh Dessy ;3c

Dessy ~dessy

Watcher

10 years ago

X3 Heehee~

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