ONOEZ.

THE FURRIES.

THEY GOTTA BUTTSECKS U NAO.

O NOOO. I HAZ 2 RUN. QUIK. I NEED A HIDING PLACE D=!!!

..OR I CAN THROW YOU IN THE WAY. LOL.

OH SHIT. MY POOR ANUS.

*crosses fingers and hopes that i get a safer, slightly more human shaped penis, as opposed to these strange, painful furry peni.*

..*lol'd. very hard.*

WHO KNOWS. IT'S A FREAKIN' MYSTERY.

Just remember, if you get the choice between furry junk or the mystery box.. DONT DO IT. IT COULD BE A FURRY HERM WITH TENTACLES.

YOU MEAN.

THIS GUY?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1303051/

.................................................MY EYES.

D==

YOU BASTARD!

But yeah, um... that... guy. Only.. instead of easter eggs falling out of his ass, you'll be getting raped by tentacles. Lool.