...if you ever go to a grocery store and find this interesting looking bottle of chinese tea called "Kombucha"...and you start reading the bottle and it's telling you about all of these wonderful things that it does and how good it is for you and you start to think to yourself, "Wow, a chinese tea in an awesome bottle that does all sorts of awesome things for my body...I should try this!"

FUCKING DON'T IT TASTES LIKE FERMENTED ASS SQUEEZIN'S!

Have you ever, as a kid or something, accidentally left like...kool-ade or fruit juice in a thermos for too long and it started to ferment and you didn't know it until you tasted it? Yeah, imagine that...plus cough syrup.

KOMBUCHA, DON'T FUCKING BUY IT.