What is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you at a furry con?

I suppose the MFF chlorine spill, haha. I've only been to three cons and the other two were pretty standard. Plus some of the folks we met while we were all huddled in the convention center... enough strange experiences for ten cons. A second runner up is the drunk guy at FC2014 who had his arm wrapped around me saying "You're only 20? You're cute!" before being called back to his flock of inebriated leather-clad nightcrawlers.

Have you ever pied/been pied in real life? If so, how frequently?

A couple times! Not as many as you'd like, but then again that'd be impossible. A bunch were self-delivered pies when I was a kid and wanted to learn all I could about slapstick, but recently I've taken a few at the hands of friends who wanted to learn more themselves or just thought it'd be fun. It's mostly confined to cons, though. The total number of pies I've taken by others isn't nearly as much as my online presence might imply, haha.

-I see you're quite a patron of cartoon antics. As such, what are some of your personal favorite cartoons?

-What is one thing you would change about the Furry community?

-What are your thoughts on lightsabers or the Jedi Knights/Sith Lords who wield them?

-Is there anyone you would very much want to see get pied? If so, who?

-What can you say is the silliest, most cartoon-like thing you have ever done in real life?

-Tiny Toon Adventures, Samurai Jack, Chowder, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Teen Titans, and cliche as it is most Daffy Duck shorts. I didn't watch a lot of cartoons when I was super young so most of my favorites come from the mid-2000 era of Cartoon Network.

-Revoke access of Gmod to any furry who uses it as a medium of kink art. Your kinks are your own but dude, that's never gonna come out to a level where others would want to see it.


-Lightsabers are cool! I know very little about Star Wars beyond Battlefront 2 so I tend to prefer the Pulse Rifle.

-Anyone willing, I guess. Even if it looks good I only get behind slapstick if it was voluntary. Surprises and the like are whatever, even if the person's a good sport; I'd always prefer there be some level of "let me have it" somewhere in the process. :P

-Taking pies from friends it up there. Though one time when I was 14 I slipped hopping a fence at the top of big hill, and somersaulted halfway down before popping up and running like it was nothing. The most toony and probably athletic feat I've ever accomplished.

If ya had the chance to change yer fate... would'ja?

If you're asking me if I want to be a bear, no thank you. The line for TFTuesday is in some other sap's journal, I'm content with being a duck.

Did you bring the gravy?

Yeah, it's right here. Why on earth did you need me to bring so much of it, though?

Will you be my co-star in My Life as a Teenage Doe-bot?

More seriously, was the actual Teenage Robot a show you enjoyed? I don't think I ever figured out exactly what's most to taste for you in tv besides the obvious slapstick

Teenage Rogot was rad as hell. Genndy is my favorite animator by far, I adore everything he touched. Hell, the only reason I went to see Priest was for the two-minute short he had at the start of it.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/45.....tes-open-o.gif

(what is your favorite animated movie?)
(if you got super-power so what will you do?)
(if your friends say get in loser we're going pie throwing! what will you do?)

Animated movie... Who Framed Roger Rabbit is KIND of animated, if that counts, but it's also my favorite movie of all time for a huge variety of reasons. If we're talking pure animation... I guess An Extremely Goofy Movie? I watched it all the time as a kid and remember thinking it was super cool.

Super speed. I've always thought super speed was a cool power and think it'd be really awesome to have. Make commutes really easy, eliminate travel costs and go hang out with friends across the country on the weekend, rig track races... that'd be a fun time.

Jump in the back seat and buckle up, what else is there to do? :D

Remember those strangled duck toys? Like the one in the link below?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0FU5W7l9aU

If you ever got to drive one of those nifty wrecking balls machine, whatd'ya do?

With gusto! No question. It'd be a ball!

...eh? Eh?