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I am 80% Furry, 19% Derp, and 1% Other
10 years ago
Herp
[Herp] you meow/bark to get attention (Chirp, and all the time.)
[Derp] you find pets toys amusing
[Herp] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[Derp] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (I screech, but it's with a whistle, so it's ok... Maybe.)
[Herp] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you (Again with the screech)
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[Derp] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 6!
[Herp] you love to be scratched behind the ear (only by EVERYONE)
[Derp] you love fish/meat (Just went and ate some niice salmon. Hmm)
[Herp] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car. (Is the sunroof a window?)
[Omg yes] you like when people pet your head (Touch, grab, pet, whatever. I love to be handled.)
[Herp:(] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[Derp] you think feathers are fun to play with (Well I play around all the time, and I'm covered in em. XP)
Subtotal: 6
Total: 12
[Herp] you sleep a lot during daytime (Only when I'm not working. XP)
[] you enjoy scaring birds (What?!)
[Derp] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (But only if... maybe if they taste good)
[Herp] you bite people if they annoy you (I bite everybody, but especially if they annoy me. Hehe.)
[Derp] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours (Sometimes I don't even order food. I just steal theirs.)
[] milk or water is your favorite drink (Nope, cherry diet soda)
Subtotal: 4;(
Total: 16
[Herp]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (Tight freakin necklace that I guess can be called a collar)
[Derp] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it (Hell yeah. But it doesn't go to my neck. Birdies don't really like tight things pulling on our necks.)
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (wish I did.;( )
[Herp] you enjoy long walks in the park (Yes, but I don't get walked often enough. ;( )
[CHEEP] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Subtotal: 4
Total: 20
[] you call your hands and feet "paws" (My arms are wings and my feets are feets.)
[Herp] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[omgyes] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk (walk?! Where? Now? Let's go! What's taking you so long! Go without shoes!)
[Herp] you really enjoy cuddling (Can we go for that walk now?)
[Derp] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up (how about now?)
[Herp] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around (I do this too much. Messes up my mornings.)
Subtotal: 5
Total: 25
[Derp] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep (Right on my comfy office chair. I tend to curl up on that thing and sleep while waiting for some late night work server move on the other side of the world.)
[Herp] you meow or bark very often (Freakin, chirp. XP)
[Derp] you hide when you get scared (Yes, this. This is very true. And the world is a scary place.)
[Herp] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand (Eat em. Beak. Mouf)
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (Only people.)
[Derp] you like to do tricks to get a treat (Hell yes. I'd be a pet Irl if I could. I already fit the role.
Subtotal: 5
Total: 30
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (Got one commissioned!)
[Herp] you refer to your self as an animal (Hell yeah. All my friends call me a bird all the time.)
[Derp] your username has something to do with animals (Cobrakiller, animals)
[Herp] your e-mail has something to do with animals (Justafuri@I'mnottellingyou.face)
[Derp] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[Herp] you look for edible stuff often (Sometimes I just wander around looking in all the cabinets, despite the fact that I'm not hungry.)
Subtotal: 5
Total: 35
[Derp] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time (I wanna fly.;( )
[Herp] you like to say hi to strangers (All the time but I don't go further.)
[Omgyes] you like to be petted when you have done something good (I'm a good boy, right?)
[:P] people think you act like a pet (Yeah! I sit and beg all day long. XP)
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[Derp] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (My head and butt. XP I shake my butt anyway.)
Subtotal: 5
Final Total: 40
Multiply by 2 and there you go
I am 80% Furry. 19% Derp. 1% Other
[Derp] you find pets toys amusing
[Herp] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[Derp] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (I screech, but it's with a whistle, so it's ok... Maybe.)
[Herp] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you (Again with the screech)
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[Derp] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 6!
[Herp] you love to be scratched behind the ear (only by EVERYONE)
[Derp] you love fish/meat (Just went and ate some niice salmon. Hmm)
[Herp] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car. (Is the sunroof a window?)
[Omg yes] you like when people pet your head (Touch, grab, pet, whatever. I love to be handled.)
[Herp:(] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[Derp] you think feathers are fun to play with (Well I play around all the time, and I'm covered in em. XP)
Subtotal: 6
Total: 12
[Herp] you sleep a lot during daytime (Only when I'm not working. XP)
[] you enjoy scaring birds (What?!)
[Derp] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (But only if... maybe if they taste good)
[Herp] you bite people if they annoy you (I bite everybody, but especially if they annoy me. Hehe.)
[Derp] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours (Sometimes I don't even order food. I just steal theirs.)
[] milk or water is your favorite drink (Nope, cherry diet soda)
Subtotal: 4;(
Total: 16
[Herp]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (Tight freakin necklace that I guess can be called a collar)
[Derp] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it (Hell yeah. But it doesn't go to my neck. Birdies don't really like tight things pulling on our necks.)
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (wish I did.;( )
[Herp] you enjoy long walks in the park (Yes, but I don't get walked often enough. ;( )
[CHEEP] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Subtotal: 4
Total: 20
[] you call your hands and feet "paws" (My arms are wings and my feets are feets.)
[Herp] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[omgyes] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk (walk?! Where? Now? Let's go! What's taking you so long! Go without shoes!)
[Herp] you really enjoy cuddling (Can we go for that walk now?)
[Derp] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up (how about now?)
[Herp] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around (I do this too much. Messes up my mornings.)
Subtotal: 5
Total: 25
[Derp] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep (Right on my comfy office chair. I tend to curl up on that thing and sleep while waiting for some late night work server move on the other side of the world.)
[Herp] you meow or bark very often (Freakin, chirp. XP)
[Derp] you hide when you get scared (Yes, this. This is very true. And the world is a scary place.)
[Herp] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand (Eat em. Beak. Mouf)
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (Only people.)
[Derp] you like to do tricks to get a treat (Hell yes. I'd be a pet Irl if I could. I already fit the role.
Subtotal: 5
Total: 30
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (Got one commissioned!)
[Herp] you refer to your self as an animal (Hell yeah. All my friends call me a bird all the time.)
[Derp] your username has something to do with animals (Cobrakiller, animals)
[Herp] your e-mail has something to do with animals (Justafuri@I'mnottellingyou.face)
[Derp] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[Herp] you look for edible stuff often (Sometimes I just wander around looking in all the cabinets, despite the fact that I'm not hungry.)
Subtotal: 5
Total: 35
[Derp] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time (I wanna fly.;( )
[Herp] you like to say hi to strangers (All the time but I don't go further.)
[Omgyes] you like to be petted when you have done something good (I'm a good boy, right?)
[:P] people think you act like a pet (Yeah! I sit and beg all day long. XP)
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[Derp] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (My head and butt. XP I shake my butt anyway.)
Subtotal: 5
Final Total: 40
Multiply by 2 and there you go
I am 80% Furry. 19% Derp. 1% Other
jeo.xhong
~jeo.xhong
Awh! How cute. I do like in fact. *rubs under your beak* Thank you birdie
Cobrakiller
~cobrakiller
OP
You're welcome sir. :) I'm glad you do.
