WHUT?!

what when your bf tells you how big he is and your still a virgin then you can say something (im kidding) capish..or whatever XDDD

lol my mate is huge and he was the first to have me that way XD just be well streched before hand, take it slow and you should be fine ^_~

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see don't I give the best advice?
and trust me you want anything else after he takes you XD
I know I'm

yes very indeed

and you it

yes...yes i do XD

XD now go stretch and have some... okay.... ALLOT of fun!

Hmmm... *ponders* Hmmmmmmm... *ponders more*

Hmm?? ^.^

uh..hehe ^^;

^.^ heheh. *Licks yoo*

cock can be pretty intimidating.

yes very...thus another reason to be afraid of sex

Don't forget that it is afraid of you too.
The cock is a shy creature that live's on the continent know as man, and live's in the pubic plains of the region.
When arriving to its lair it will hide at first, and what you do is try to get close to it and try to tickle it a bit, and if you do it right it will come out of its lair to greet you in a throbing but friendly manner. ^_^

Oh, those. A cock bit my sister once. Wait... I don't have a sister... >_>

i had a whole bunch in my yard once....they are evil

But you have one!

Omg...i though it fell off...O.o..unless...i...omg...IT GREW BACK!!!!

O_o
The incredible regenerating penis lol

lol