FA+
Shop
It Was Completely of His Free Will [An Interview]
10 years ago
did one of these and I had made a rendition of my own. as to why I withheld it from public viewing for so long.....eh. Tycho did tag me like the fu-loving person that he is, so while that comes to fruition at some point this is something cathartic for him and for you all to mull over while I further procrastinate like an incompetent buffoon. Enjoy my fleshlings, please do, it was a tough time dragging him here. Colour Coding: Me My dear creator._____________________________________________________________________________________1. Hello, there! Please, introduce yourselves!
Wait what? What am I doing here?
Shut up if you want to keep your kidneys.
2. Well, it's a pleasure to meet both of you - tell me, are you ready to begin?
I don’t know where I am!
Ignore him he’s so overcome with joy he can’t help but get a little excited.
3. Okay! First question: What do you guys think about each other?
I feel a bump on the back of my head. Did you do knock me out?
As far as you know, no. And to answer your question I find him to be a little on the frail side, but nonetheless my maker is my maker and I wouldn’t be in this world without him.
4. Ah, I see - tell me, what inspired you to create Damien?
I remember I was at my computer and now I’m being interviewed by-damn it where am I!?
Oh that’s so sweet, he’s nervous. He’s trying to say he wanted to reflect his own self, but make it about five times more credible, awesome, and….insane. Thanks for that by the way, the blood never does wash out you know.
I smell like gasoline, was I in the back of a truck?
5. Damien do you feel that your creator abuses you?
Oh well that would be cheating, once he gets his rear in gear and starts actually making decent content for the site to enjoy then we’ll talk about abuse.
…and blood. There’s definitely some blood too. How many people did you run over on the way here?
6. What is the one thing that you most envy about each other?
Don’t jerk me around Sar, how many?
Oh hush you. Since we share a bond so deep I feel that we can only envy the same things and not come into conflict in terms of one another’s abilities and talents, seeing as they are the same.
But I totally made you-
SHHHH! The audience would be spoiled of a surprise wouldn’t they?
Not much of a surprise seeing as you-
It was about fifteen people.
JESUS!
7. Oh, really? Then what would be the one thing that you would change about the other, if you could?
Maybe his homicidal nature! I’m beginning to think that wasn’t so great of an idea.
Oh you know I can stop at any time.
You are literally attempting to stab the interviewer right now.
What? No.
You have a knife poised directly above their head.
Sometimes I wonder if we even have the same track mind at all.
8. Hmm... Interesting choice... Now, then, what is one thing that you've always wanted to see Damien doing?
At this point I’d like him to sit down and control his impulses. But now that I’m here, against my will I might add, I’d say I’d want to have him in a commissioned photo with a few willing people.
You totally want me as the middle piece don’t you, you sick fu-.
How many times have I told you WE’RE NOT DOING THAT!
Alright, you keep saying that.
*incomprehensible grumbling*
9. Would you ever do what your creator just said?
In all seriousness a collaborative image would be quite an interesting piece. If it reflected a certain art piece that would be quite nice.
What, like the one with Romulus and Remus?
I am a sick liar, I totally have a knife.
The one with Marsyus and Apollo might be a good one.
Like anyone would enjoy having their character in Marsyus’ place.
And you would complain if they were there?
…………..I never said that.
10. If you could swap places, for a day, what do you think would happen?
Definitely would explore and experience the world I’d have built for him, see what it’d be like.
All of the fleshlings would be at my mercy.
Not a shred of surprise in you anymore is there?
You seem well adjusted after being kidnapped.
You know, I think I’ve just stopped caring.
11. Would you ever draw Damien doing something perverted?
…of sorts.
Here we go.
12. Damien do you think your creator is perverted?
Well, it’s been confirmed that I’ve just murdered fifteen innocents in cold blood as well as stated clearly that I would do the same to almost every inhabitant of the planet Earth. So yeah, I’d say he is rightly screwed up in the head.
13. Damien, somebody just insulted your creator! What do you do?
Insulted him? Well I take that as a strike against me! And if you’re listening to wherever this is being broadcasted charlatan, I have a question. Do you like your limbs?
Did you not just insult me? It was literally one question ago. Wouldn’t that mean-
Literally, shut your mouth.
Smooth.
14. If there was one thing that each of you could have that the other owns, what would it be?
His nonchalance attitude about everything. EVERYTHING.
His morals…………. PFFFFFFFFFFF, no I’m joking.
15. Do you like to mess around with Damien when you draw them?
Can’t draw, but when I write I enjoy making him suffer.
See? You now know where I get it from.
Don’t act like you’re a saint. FIFTEEN!
16. Damien, would you ever mess with your creator, if you could? If so, then how?
Do you like your limbs?
Uh, bond remember?
17. What is one thing that you've always wondered about Damien?
Why the gentlemanly stature at times?
Did you not give me th-*sigh* Worlds may not deserve such pleasantries, but I am far above them.
Well of course you’ll be above them when they’re six feet under.
There’s the morbid humour I know!
18. Damien, is there anything that you've always wanted to ask your characters, if you could?
So how do you feel about roleplay?
………To be fair it does sound rather amusing.
19. All right, I suppose I'll let you go, then - thank you for your time!
Alright. Back within the fourth wall!
Come on then, this chloroform isn’t going to sniff itself.
Seriously though, this was quite amusing, it was lovely listening to an acerbic whiner and a melancholy lunatic bicker and flicker.(left that ambiguous on purpose)
Gonna try this out for myself, thank you very much. Smooches!
............................................................so that's how you're gonna play it.