I am THE most unattractive arsehole this side of the galaxy. I am fed up of being single but no-one is interested in me.

people say "Always look on your positives". What positives? I can't even pull on the internet where all the sad wankers live. It's always chanted "Oh you're young, you'll find mister right someday, wait & see" & I'm fucking tired of this lovey dovey, yanky doodle, happy-go-lucky shite! get in the real world folks. I have barely any views on my art, hardly ever get a birthday message, never get a happy new years & certainly never had a valentines message or card & whatever shite.

All I want is someone special in my life IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! But I'll never get there & here's why

Dating sites: They're shite. gaydar's full of fat baldy pensioners with nowt between their legs but a third nipple, POF is just full of arseholes & Furfling's full of yanks, not handy when I live in Shropshire

Gaybars: My nearest gaybar has become over-run with straight people & other bars are brimmed with couples so no

This fandom: Every other furry lives on the other side of this god forsaken rock

College: Everyone in college is straight

I've done it all by the book & I'm still single FUCK VALENTINES!!!