Ssssooo I thought it'd be fine if I removed this from my profile but APPARENTLY NOT. I don't like RPing with random people I barely know. If you want to add me to Skype because you think I'll RP with you and get your rocks off, kindly fuck off kthanks. I also really hate it when people assume what I like and don't like, or really make any assumptions at all, so don't do it. I've never met someone who had assumptions that ended up being correct, so literally everyone who's made assumptions about me ended up pissing me off and getting verbally back-handed.

IN SHORT: DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE???? DON'T ATTEMPT TO USE ME LIKE YOUR OWN PERSONAL TEXT-BASED SEX TOY OR I WILL HATE YOU

If you're actually interested in getting to know me, asking questions is a good place to start. I'm super self-centered and will talk about myself for ages, so it's a great way to break the ice. :I

EDIT: ALSO? KEEP IN MIND THAT I TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY. If your way of "joking" involves sounding like an asshole, I won't think you're joking, I'll think you're an asshole. I'm also really fucking blunt so I will call out your shit without hesitation and no one will be a happy camper