Ok so like. I want to put Photoshop on my tablet, right? But I need a USB disc drive that I can attach to it in order to install my copy of Photoshop that I bought back in the stone age when digital downloads weren't a thing. Average price is like $30 so who wants a $30 commission so that I can stop drawing in goddamn MS Paint?

For $30 I'll draw you a black and white dirty MS Paint sketch of whatever you want (BECAUSE MY SKETCHBOOK IS FULL AND I DON'T HAVE A SCANNER) and then when I get Photoshop working I'll draw you another thing and colour it, or redraw the MS Paint thing and colour it, whatever

I've really been wanting to make WG sequences and possibly do a WG drive but I ain't doing that shit in MS Paint I can tell you that much