1. first you need to intimidate it and to do so you need a bullhorn to shout every curse word in the english dictionary. Be sure to do this at 4 in the morning.
2. Open all of your doors and windows and put those little heater fans in each one, blowing warm air outside. Then declare War on Snow.
3. Get naked, a hulu hoop and go outside. Start Hulu hooping and peeing. If any of your neighbors walk by give them a thumbs up and say, "I'm making a difference!" And if any start filming you with their cell phones, take it with pride that you are being documented and your efforts will go down into the history books.
4. When the cops show up, go back inside and get a box of donuts and start throwing the at the squad car. If the donuts are stale, well it's not your fault they should have come sooner while they are fresh. And if they start shooting at you, understand that they are showing you their appreciation.
5. Enjoy life in a mental asylum, unless of course the cop's appreciation ends up getting you killed. In this case beat the shit out of your creator for making it cold and snow-y for the past month. And if you are an atheist, shame on you... you are scientific and should have created an anti-snow machine for the rest of us to enjoy.

Shame on me.