KNOCK KNOCK

w...who's there? :'c

9/11

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D'8

9/11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET

HAHAHAHA.

XDDDDDDDDDD OH GOD.
I was told that joke recently, but I forgot. Holy shit. That was still funny.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci."

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR

Gosh I wonder.

If it's from a comic I haven't read, then DONT LAUGH AT ME I SEE YOU OVER THERE

Hahaha .....awww

That sounds like something that  pox would know too xD

I just saw that movie....and honestly, I was disappointed :'c

Yeah, me too.

What do you call 20,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean?




































A good start.

I feel so bad for laughing right now.

What do you call two black guys, two Chinese guys, and two Mexican guys standing in your front lawn?





















A sprinkler.






"Nigganigga chinkchink spickspick"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

goddddd.

I have some more, but I can't remember.

What do you call a stuck elevator that is filled with white people?





















A box of crackers.

That one's not offensive enough. D:

Whenever the joke is about white people it's never offensive enough :c

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?




















Nine months.

So some guy and an asian chick were having sex, suddenly the asian chick rips one then says 'me so swry you make front hole so happy back hole blow you a kees.'

HAHAAHAH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What...The shit. That one got me.

haha [: my dad told me that one.

What's the difference between a sofa and a Mexican?


































One of them can support a family.

Hahahaahahahahaha XDD
I can vouch for that one.

A guy walks into a circus, goes to the ring-master and says:
- I have the best number ever! I will jump from the top of the tent on a concrete block, without geting injured. But i only do it three times!
- Ok, you can do it.
First time, about 30 people there, to watch as the guy dies. Then he jumps and breaks the concrete block with hes head, without geting even scatched. Big sucess!
Next week, all tickets are sold. The dude jumps, same happens.
Third time the guy jumps from a crane, on the main square of the city, plus the big jump is broadcasted live. Epic win, bigest success ever!
After the big show the ring-master goes to the guy:
- Next time we will earn millions!
- I told you, i wont do it more than three times!
- But why? You could be rich!
- Cause' it f*ckin' hurts!

aahaha, well done sir, well done.

How about this one:
The retarded mashroom collector walks in to a forest yelling Mashroom! Mashroom! When a fairy apears and says:
- I will grant you three wishes!
The mashroom collector: - I wanna be smart!
I crap myself, i'm smart!
I soild myself! I'm a retard!
Mushroom! Mashroom!

what're three things you can't give a black guy?
a black eye, fat lip, and a job.

what's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country.

HHAHAAHA

the last one got me XDDD

actually my brother told me both right on the spot, hahaha

I KNOW ONLY HITLER JOKES THAT COULD GET ME BANNED OH FUCK

ITS OKAY BABY. I'LL LAUGH IN SPIRIT.

Jokes are my one and only love, okay okay okay

Jew with a boner walks into a wall, breaks his nose.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A talking dog goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey! I'm a talking dog! Can I get a drink?" The bartender points to the toilet.

What do you call a cow spying on another cow? A steak out.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA XDD

The jew one got me. I died.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

o lol thats not funny >:

wtf xD

I laughed :'c

its the only one i got XD