Silly string is great for drunken sex parties and S/M celebrations. All is fun until you come around to the cleanup. When silly string dries in certain intimate parts, now that's a real pain. So learn some easy ways to remove it... now you can have fun and have an easy cleanup by following these simpleminded steps!

First of course is just common sense, pull as much of it out by hand as you possibly can, always a good tip.

Next you could try rubbing your urethra with liquid laundry detergent, that should clean things up Ow Ow Ow...

Some companies have other products that may help like 'Goop Off' chemical burns really aren't that bad inside your urethra...

Doctor Pain recommends taking a scalpel or razor knife and splitting your urethra from tip to base to better get at the offending string... Blood stains on the carpet are just one of the downsides to this one...

The happy homemaker has a great article on using peanut butter to loosen it, smooth not crunchy obviously that only leaves with the problem of how to get the Peanut butter inside...

Look for other helpful hints and public service warnings in my new book... "Ten thousand things you'll never admit to doing!" From Angry Mailman press, along with other great titles like... "Theres a Tiger in my bathroom!" By Claude Balls... And So Your Son Is a Centaur!" by Dr. Pinder Chipps...