what a kiss means
17 years ago
General
+Kiss on the stomach = *eats your food*
+Kiss on the Forehead = *eats your BRANS* :0 oh no not my brans
+Kiss on the Ear = You never listen to me
+Kiss on the Cheek = Your breath smells bad
+Kiss on the Hand = Don't get any ideas, I'm just trying to lead you on
+Kiss on the Neck = SEEEXXXX
+Kiss on the Shoulder = Neck smells bad
+Kiss on the Lips = Are you really okay with smoke/dick breath? I just ate pizza with everything on it, do you still love me?
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = I'ma gonn git sommmeee
+Slap on the Butt = Dominance!
+Holding on tight = You mine bitch, you leave I'ma kill you in yo sleep
+Looking into each other's Eyes = I threw up a little
+Playing with Hair = Gum stuck in there, helping you out
+Arms around the Waist = Where is it? Can't find it. Not again!
+Laughing while Kissing = My cum is still on your face and your grandparents will see it
+picking someone up off their feet = Geez, can't pick up your own fat ass, lazy dickbutt
--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one [ASSAULT]
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love. [I really want to know about your relationship if you thought of someone while reading this]
--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now [ugh, can we make an exception for people who just need a fuck?]
and can't get them out of your head [or ass teehee]
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"
+Kiss on the Forehead = *eats your BRANS* :0 oh no not my brans
+Kiss on the Ear = You never listen to me
+Kiss on the Cheek = Your breath smells bad
+Kiss on the Hand = Don't get any ideas, I'm just trying to lead you on
+Kiss on the Neck = SEEEXXXX
+Kiss on the Shoulder = Neck smells bad
+Kiss on the Lips = Are you really okay with smoke/dick breath? I just ate pizza with everything on it, do you still love me?
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = I'ma gonn git sommmeee
+Slap on the Butt = Dominance!
+Holding on tight = You mine bitch, you leave I'ma kill you in yo sleep
+Looking into each other's Eyes = I threw up a little
+Playing with Hair = Gum stuck in there, helping you out
+Arms around the Waist = Where is it? Can't find it. Not again!
+Laughing while Kissing = My cum is still on your face and your grandparents will see it
+picking someone up off their feet = Geez, can't pick up your own fat ass, lazy dickbutt
--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one [ASSAULT]
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love. [I really want to know about your relationship if you thought of someone while reading this]
--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now [ugh, can we make an exception for people who just need a fuck?]
and can't get them out of your head [or ass teehee]
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"
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*smokes a cig in the showa*