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Cats are awesome.
10 years ago
Think of all the benefits they have over dogs.
1) You need to train a dog to attack people for no reason. Cats just do it on instinct. What a time saver!
2) With a dog, they always need you. Cats just pretend you don't exist until they want something. It's like a cheap version of getting a kid.
3) Ever tried to get a dog's butt in your face? It's impossible! They're too busy trying to get their gross slobbery germs on your face. Cats, though? All. The. Time. If you like lookin' at butts, cats are the perfect pet for you!
4) My dog has been just sitting in her bed while I type this. What a bore, right? If she were a cat, she'd have already clawed my face three times for not paying attention to her, and I'd deserve it!
5) I just rubbed my dog's belly, and she didn't even TRY to slice me up. Thinking of trading her in for a cat.
1) You need to train a dog to attack people for no reason. Cats just do it on instinct. What a time saver!
2) With a dog, they always need you. Cats just pretend you don't exist until they want something. It's like a cheap version of getting a kid.
3) Ever tried to get a dog's butt in your face? It's impossible! They're too busy trying to get their gross slobbery germs on your face. Cats, though? All. The. Time. If you like lookin' at butts, cats are the perfect pet for you!
4) My dog has been just sitting in her bed while I type this. What a bore, right? If she were a cat, she'd have already clawed my face three times for not paying attention to her, and I'd deserve it!
5) I just rubbed my dog's belly, and she didn't even TRY to slice me up. Thinking of trading her in for a cat.
I mean, we don't really care. Whatever.
Got any food? No?
Fuck off then. -scratch-