Prepare thy anuses!
10 years ago
General
Have you had your daily dose of brick to the face, today?
So, after two flopped attempts to play the game,
JaguarMaster and I managed to play a relatively glitch-free game of Betrayal at House on the Hill, with amiibos for proxy players. I proved to be the traitor, and I turned into... a hyperphallic double-headed dildo snake wanting to become Gideon-sized. I came very, VERY close to losing; all Jag needed to do was to inflict one more hit to my monster(s) and I would've been done (there were two heads he could attack; he destroyed one, and wounded the other), but in order to preserve his life after some crappy rolls, he panicked and ran away, allowing me to grow that few number of spaces needed to reach full erection and penetrate the house in all of my girthy, pulsing, throbbing glory. All Hail the Phallic Snake! http://www.furnation.com/borni/gall...../MadDogPet.jpg
JaguarMaster and I managed to play a relatively glitch-free game of Betrayal at House on the Hill, with amiibos for proxy players. I proved to be the traitor, and I turned into... a hyperphallic double-headed dildo snake wanting to become Gideon-sized. I came very, VERY close to losing; all Jag needed to do was to inflict one more hit to my monster(s) and I would've been done (there were two heads he could attack; he destroyed one, and wounded the other), but in order to preserve his life after some crappy rolls, he panicked and ran away, allowing me to grow that few number of spaces needed to reach full erection and penetrate the house in all of my girthy, pulsing, throbbing glory. All Hail the Phallic Snake! http://www.furnation.com/borni/gall...../MadDogPet.jpg
dragon2th
~dragon2th
For some bizarre reason, I thought this was going to be about politics when I read the heading. o.O
PalanteanWriter
~palanteanwriter
Not that I mean to be pedantic, but it's prepare thine anuses - thy would come before a word that begins with a consonant, thine with a vowel ;)
SynjoDeonecros
~synjodeonecros
OP
Ah, thanks. Still, the implication is there :P
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